Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my little brother. He was looking at me and says "so cool." I asked him what was so cool and he says "it's not that cool but, your eyebrow connects to your other eyebrow". FML
Today, I playfully drew thick eyebrows on my one-year-old son to make him look like a cartoon villain. He laughed cutely in the mirror as I took some adorable pictures. When my husband saw, he threw such a horrendous fit about boys and makeup, I was reduced to tears. FML
Today, I realized my friends and I should be more careful what we say around my younger brother. I never thought he was paying attention until today. My stepmom told him it was time to go to bed. He responded, "I think it's time for you to suck one." My brother is 4. FML
Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML
Today, my brother let his kids watch anime without even looking at what they chose. He assumed it was OK because it’s just foreign cartoons. He is now blaming me for his kids' trauma, because I wasn’t there to warn him that "The Promised Neverland" isn’t just a Peter Pan rip off. IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Someone answered their own question.
_Vamp_ 9
And you can't either gangsta beiber. It's past your bed time you silly goose.
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Comments (129)
KnucklesDeep 5
Teach him you're not joking when you promise to beat the shit out of him for it.
ikickgingers 15
7 - you are always so freaking nice. I don't know if the rainbows shooting out of your ass is making me slightly nauseated or slightly turned on. :/
mrmrmrman 6
courage the cowardly dog reference?
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Courage the cowardly dog!
exleonhart 0
59- "total defluffication!"
trefizzle24 1
I don't get it haha
rexreta 5
My first reaction... O.O !!!
Buttsexpirate 9
He was very nauuughty. (A cookie from my personal hidden stash for whoever gets the reference)
superguppy19 3
Now your an emotionless bastard lol
tinkerbell2oo8 4
wow only thing u need to do now is shave ur head and u will look like the cone heads
rawrkittyrawr 6
I rather not know where you keep your hidden cookie stash :D
ikickgingers 15
59- if its not python... Idk but I want a cookie!!!
alival 12
Well the drawn on look is kinda in right now
naddification 7
FYL VERY MUCH :O
hurtandabused 7
Do the same to him!