When dinner is late By Lewis - 27/01/2019 00:30 FEED ME NOW! I agree, your life sucks 347 You deserved it 110 Share Tweet Share
Aujourd'hui, j'ai enfin reçu ma nouvelle CB d'une nouvelle banque. Enthousiaste, je détruis immédiatement l'ancienne. Sauf que j'ai oublié qu'il y a quelques jours, j'ai fait des réservations de train non remboursables avec, et que pour le retrait la CB utilisée est obligatoire. VDM I agree, your life sucks 34 859 You deserved it 12 084
Aujourd'hui, j'ai reçu un violent coup de sabot à la tête lors d'un cours d'équitation. Les cavalières me rassurent, alors je reste forte et je leur souris malgré la douleur. Une autre dit haut et fort en voyant mon visage : "Tu crois qu'elle va être défigurée à vie ?" J'ai fondu en larmes. VDM I agree, your life sucks 11 872 You deserved it 734
Today, my parents grounded me for being "addicted" to drugs because I've been taking pain meds every four hours. I had my wisdom teeth taken out yesterday, and my face is badly swollen. FML I agree, your life sucks 48 945 You deserved it 2 949
Today, I got attacked by a monkey. My country isn't even supposed to have monkeys in it. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 715 You deserved it 2 813
Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked, "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML I agree, your life sucks 35 170 You deserved it 6 772
Today, I found out that the last girl from my graduating high school class is engaged to her boyfriend. I'm now the only guy from high school who's still single and I'm not even 30 yet. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 192 You deserved it 280
Today, my class had a very important meeting about workplace safety. I thought I led some of my classmates to the meeting very well, until they informed me that I accidentally ran a red light on the way there. They brought this infraction up during the class every chance they got. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 074 You deserved it 3 388
Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML I agree, your life sucks 44 015 You deserved it 6 530
Make your own ******* dinner!!
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