Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that when I got my driver's permit, I agreed...

By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 18:54 - United States

Today, I learned that when I got my driver's permit, I agreed to be the designated driver for my family. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 11:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML

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By leftoutdrunk - 05/05/2012 18:12 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I volunteered to be my brother's designated driver. I told him throughout the night that I wasn't drinking, but he ended up leaving me at the bar and going to his friend's house in a cab for more drinks, taking my keys along with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 17:57 - Germany

Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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By JadeDemolition - 24/08/2015 01:40 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had my driver's permit in an envelope to keep it safe and a letter to mail out. I drove away from the post office with the letter in my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 17:34

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

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Party hard

By Coldflame - 06/03/2010 15:22 - United States

Today, I was designated driver for my friends. This entailed standing around in the cold for 3 hours, not drinking, dealing with drunk people, and oh yeah, I almost forgot, cleaning up vomit from my hair, my clothes, and my new car. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2018 12:00

Today, I hit someone’s car and got arrested for a DUI. I had to tell my parents so they could remove me from the insurance. My mom's response in the background after I told my dad was "I knew it." FML

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By Starter656 - 24/12/2017 06:00

Today, I'm the designated driver for a Christmas party I wasn't even invited to. Not only do I get to watch people have a good time, but I'm also supposed to not get involved in the party. FML

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kathuzada 6

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:16

There is a fun word called "no"

milansarpal 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:15

but it's still illegal for you too drive. the person in the front seat can't be intoxicated

Comments

dontpanic_fml 32

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:36

If you mean your learner's permit, I'm sure there's something illegal about the person you're driving with being drunk...but, you're too young to drink anyway, if you're at the usual age to get your learner's, so who cares. Drive 'em around. I woulda killed for that much opportunity to get behind the wheel!

Sampe101 15

Thursday 2 June 2016 1:12

14: same, I just got my permit and I don't get to drive anywhere, I would deal with drunk parents if it meant I could drive

Snafuusmc 12

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:39

Yeah see another reason why I'm not getting my licence till later cause once you get your licence get ready to be the bitch and get everything yknow? Nvm I'm just blabbering...

Snafuusmc 12

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:39

Yeah see another reason why I'm not getting my licence till later cause once you get your licence get ready to be the bitch and get everything yknow? Nvm I'm just blabbering...