Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned that when I got my driver's permit, I agreed to be the designated driver for my family. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
leftoutdrunk
Edmonton, Canada
Stranded
Today, I volunteered to be my brother's designated driver. I told him throughout the night that I wasn't drinking, but he ended up leaving me at the bar and going to his friend's house in a cab for more drinks, taking my keys along with him. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
burrito kid
Mount Pleasant, United States
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
JadeDemolition
San Francisco, United States
Today, I had my driver's permit in an envelope to keep it safe and a letter to mail out. I drove away from the post office with the letter in my hand. FML
Anonymous
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Coldflame
United States
Party hard
Today, I was designated driver for my friends. This entailed standing around in the cold for 3 hours, not drinking, dealing with drunk people, and oh yeah, I almost forgot, cleaning up vomit from my hair, my clothes, and my new car. FML
Anonymous
Today, I hit someone’s car and got arrested for a DUI. I had to tell my parents so they could remove me from the insurance. My mom's response in the background after I told my dad was "I knew it." FML
Starter656
Today, I'm the designated driver for a Christmas party I wasn't even invited to. Not only do I get to watch people have a good time, but I'm also supposed to not get involved in the party. FML
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kathuzada 6
There is a fun word called "no"
milansarpal 0
but it's still illegal for you too drive. the person in the front seat can't be intoxicated
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dontpanic_fml 32
If you mean your learner's permit, I'm sure there's something illegal about the person you're driving with being drunk...but, you're too young to drink anyway, if you're at the usual age to get your learner's, so who cares. Drive 'em around. I woulda killed for that much opportunity to get behind the wheel!
Sampe101 15
14: same, I just got my permit and I don't get to drive anywhere, I would deal with drunk parents if it meant I could drive
Snafuusmc 12
Yeah see another reason why I'm not getting my licence till later cause once you get your licence get ready to be the bitch and get everything yknow? Nvm I'm just blabbering...
Snafuusmc 12
Yeah see another reason why I'm not getting my licence till later cause once you get your licence get ready to be the bitch and get everything yknow? Nvm I'm just blabbering...
SnailJamsss 6
Well that was sweet of you.
daydreamer244 13
well now that's no fun
SkardeyKat 3
Ok then just let your family drive drunk and die in a blaze of fire. Or just drive for them cuz you can't legally drink yet, anyways.
RgAiVrElN 6
Same thing happened to me!! I feel for ya
Jamicianprince 1
Big boobs
exleonhart 0
Bow chicka broken back.
milansarpal 0
looking at ur pic. you gots big teets :)
SaphireFlames 0
Nice **** baby;) and ur stupid cuz thats illegal
UbeenKAKed 0
Shut up and drive. Oh n stop at mcdonalds on the way home im hungry. Oh and clean the vomit up in the back seat.
Kingrat3154 4
hey you'll get tons of practice :D
haw008 14
Just wait til you get your license you'll be designated errand runner then.