Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned that when I got my driver's permit, I agreed to be the designated driver for my family. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
leftoutdrunk
Edmonton, Canada
Stranded
Today, I volunteered to be my brother's designated driver. I told him throughout the night that I wasn't drinking, but he ended up leaving me at the bar and going to his friend's house in a cab for more drinks, taking my keys along with him. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
burrito kid
Mount Pleasant, United States
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
JadeDemolition
San Francisco, United States
Today, I had my driver's permit in an envelope to keep it safe and a letter to mail out. I drove away from the post office with the letter in my hand. FML
Anonymous
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Coldflame
United States
Party hard
Today, I was designated driver for my friends. This entailed standing around in the cold for 3 hours, not drinking, dealing with drunk people, and oh yeah, I almost forgot, cleaning up vomit from my hair, my clothes, and my new car. FML
Anonymous
Today, I hit someone’s car and got arrested for a DUI. I had to tell my parents so they could remove me from the insurance. My mom's response in the background after I told my dad was "I knew it." FML
Starter656
Today, I'm the designated driver for a Christmas party I wasn't even invited to. Not only do I get to watch people have a good time, but I'm also supposed to not get involved in the party. FML
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kathuzada 6
There is a fun word called "no"
milansarpal 0
but it's still illegal for you too drive. the person in the front seat can't be intoxicated
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Comments (117)
Marylou22 0
Hahaha least I'm not the only one
Munchkin13 6
That's what happens when you learn how to drive
kingeorge101 0
Duh! How else are you gunna practice
missnuthin 10
that's not legal in Oregon, dunno what the rules are in Washington. here the co-driver to someone with a permit has to be capable of driving themselves. you might want to check into these rules and see if they are the same.
williamsgirl93 0
I feel ur pain
jwestgate2 4
same here lol
ligem 5
Me to like it's stupid right
MCRaddict 0
thats what my family and their friends keep telling me.....im just say yaa.....no
badactor009 0
When drunk friends or relatives call at all hours, you have a choice. Do not let them turn you into a doormat.
kdhm2b 0
such is life...that's why parents have kids ;) fyl tho