Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned that when I got my driver's permit, I agreed to be the designated driver for my family. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
leftoutdrunk
Edmonton, Canada
Stranded
Today, I volunteered to be my brother's designated driver. I told him throughout the night that I wasn't drinking, but he ended up leaving me at the bar and going to his friend's house in a cab for more drinks, taking my keys along with him. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
burrito kid
Mount Pleasant, United States
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
JadeDemolition
San Francisco, United States
Today, I had my driver's permit in an envelope to keep it safe and a letter to mail out. I drove away from the post office with the letter in my hand. FML
Anonymous
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Coldflame
United States
Party hard
Today, I was designated driver for my friends. This entailed standing around in the cold for 3 hours, not drinking, dealing with drunk people, and oh yeah, I almost forgot, cleaning up vomit from my hair, my clothes, and my new car. FML
Anonymous
Today, I hit someone’s car and got arrested for a DUI. I had to tell my parents so they could remove me from the insurance. My mom's response in the background after I told my dad was "I knew it." FML
Starter656
Today, I'm the designated driver for a Christmas party I wasn't even invited to. Not only do I get to watch people have a good time, but I'm also supposed to not get involved in the party. FML
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kathuzada 6
There is a fun word called "no"
milansarpal 0
but it's still illegal for you too drive. the person in the front seat can't be intoxicated
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Comments (117)
Leeshawbrown 3
I've seen this one before...
Babushka_Homyak 10
I love how everyone who has pointed out that it is illegal for someone with a learner's permit to be a designated driver is thumbed down. No matter how much you don't like that fact it is very, very illegal. OP: Point this out to your drunk-ass family. Don't risk your own ability to get a full driver's license for those dumb-asses.
milansarpal 0
I haven't been thumbs down :D
xenthenk 1
I know how that is. Sucks, dude.
sugar_babe 3
grow balls and say no.
SaphireFlames 0
Thats what im talkin about
wilbert1995 0
Me toooo!!!!!! Hahaha
michi23 0
Isn't that how it works. At least you get to drive.
jamid 2
Get over it, we all go through it
Jdea 3
Well you -did- agree to it!
llZombiell 5
That's to be expected. Happened to me when I was old enough to drive. Old enough to drive but too young to party. Have fun. You can do the same to your kids some day.
StopDropNRoll 11
Yep driving is really convenient and the whole dd thing stops after a while! ^^