Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned that when I got my driver's permit, I agreed to be the designated driver for my family. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
leftoutdrunk
Edmonton, Canada
Stranded
Today, I volunteered to be my brother's designated driver. I told him throughout the night that I wasn't drinking, but he ended up leaving me at the bar and going to his friend's house in a cab for more drinks, taking my keys along with him. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
burrito kid
Mount Pleasant, United States
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
JadeDemolition
San Francisco, United States
Today, I had my driver's permit in an envelope to keep it safe and a letter to mail out. I drove away from the post office with the letter in my hand. FML
Anonymous
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Coldflame
United States
Party hard
Today, I was designated driver for my friends. This entailed standing around in the cold for 3 hours, not drinking, dealing with drunk people, and oh yeah, I almost forgot, cleaning up vomit from my hair, my clothes, and my new car. FML
Anonymous
Today, I hit someone’s car and got arrested for a DUI. I had to tell my parents so they could remove me from the insurance. My mom's response in the background after I told my dad was "I knew it." FML
Starter656
Today, I'm the designated driver for a Christmas party I wasn't even invited to. Not only do I get to watch people have a good time, but I'm also supposed to not get involved in the party. FML
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kathuzada 6
There is a fun word called "no"
milansarpal 0
but it's still illegal for you too drive. the person in the front seat can't be intoxicated
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perdix 31
Carting around drunks is a marketable skill. You have to be able to converse with their drunken rambling without pissing them off and you have to scan them for imminent puking to know when to pull over. Then, you will have the mad skillz to enter the lucrative world of high-school prom limo driving.
afulks78 11
Your parents are blessed .
j_cat187 20
My mom is the most embarrassing drunk ever. "Hello mr street camera.". It was bad enough that her friends went cougar. I feel ur pain
just4commentz 4
The laws for anybody under 21, or with a permit is that there must be a licensed individual over the age of 21 in the passenger seat, who is eligible to drive, and if the driver is under 21 no matter the circumstance alcohol can NOT be consumed the the car as it would cause an unsafe environment. Do something about this OP, as you will be punished with them for driving them.
AshleighNason 24
i know how you feel
ry_ry7 4
Think of it more as how you get to protect your family from unwise decisions they may make while intoxicated. It's better than any one of them driving home drunk...
JadedJarOfHearts 3
I'm calling Al-Anon right now. :)
Tymaster5 22
dont do it then
curlyfry33 8
If you just got your permit then i dont even think you can legaly drink
Zillie 4
You are correct. More importantly, you may want to Google what a designated driver is.
Daralea 21
I don't think not being able to drink was the main complaint here. Try again.
vsat207 0
To the bar and back Jeeves