Today, I learned that when I got my driver's permit, I agreed to be the designated driver for my family. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Stranded
Today, I volunteered to be my brother's designated driver. I told him throughout the night that I wasn't drinking, but he ended up leaving me at the bar and going to his friend's house in a cab for more drinks, taking my keys along with him. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I had my driver's permit in an envelope to keep it safe and a letter to mail out. I drove away from the post office with the letter in my hand. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Party hard
Today, I was designated driver for my friends. This entailed standing around in the cold for 3 hours, not drinking, dealing with drunk people, and oh yeah, I almost forgot, cleaning up vomit from my hair, my clothes, and my new car. FML
Today, I hit someone’s car and got arrested for a DUI. I had to tell my parents so they could remove me from the insurance. My mom's response in the background after I told my dad was "I knew it." FML
Today, I'm the designated driver for a Christmas party I wasn't even invited to. Not only do I get to watch people have a good time, but I'm also supposed to not get involved in the party. FML
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kathuzada 6
There is a fun word called "no"
milansarpal 0
but it's still illegal for you too drive. the person in the front seat can't be intoxicated
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tragicnightmare 15
this happened to me too!
Zillie 4
On the positive side, drunks are usually pretty hilarious, & can provide some entertainment while practicing your driving skills.
wriptidez 0
its illegal for your parent/s to be teaching you to drive while they are tipsy or drunk! A permit means they are supposed to be teaching you. Refuse to drive when they are under the influence. If you guys get pulled over it wouldnt be so fun.
RainbowHeadache 2
If you're dropping them off then driving home you're not only driving home alone, which with a permit is illegal, you're also driving back to pick them up alone & driving home with drunks which is also very illegal for someone with just a permit. Don't be their bitch. You're risking your license if you do.
Ray_of_midnight 23
I am not a lawyer and this is not legal advice. Here's an interesting law-school hypothetical: if Alice has a learner permit, and is sober, but her father Bob, the legally-required licensed driver in the front seat with her, is drunk, who gets nailed for the resulting DUI if the car gets stopped? It'd be particularly bad if the sober minor got nailed for anything worse than "driving without a license", because DUI approaches being a felony-level crime these days. Get found guilty of DUI and it severely restricts things like what kinds of jobs you can have, some countries (e.g. Canada) won't let you in if you're traveling, etc. OTOH I'm not sure you could convict the drunk adult "instructor", unless the prosecution could make a case for "constructive control" of the vehicle. I wonder what the potential for success of that line of reasoning might be. After all, in a lot of states you can get convicted of DUI simply for being in or near the vehicle with keys in your possession, because that constitutes "constructive control". (E.g. if you're "sleeping it off" in the car in the parking lot of the bar you got drunk at, even if you arrived sober and the car hasn't moved since you started drinking that night.) I'd love to hear an actual lawyer chime in on this one. Is there recent case law on this? In any event, if I were OP, I'd be reluctant to put myself in a situation that could result in my possibly being arrested for DUI. I'd get competent legal advice on this. A conviction for DUI has substantial negative consequences that are lifelong.
BloodyMary666 24
Aaah that sucks!
whiterabbit420 4
In NJ, if the licensed driver supervising the permitted driver is under the influence of alcohol they can get a DUI, if the permitted driver gets pulled over. Just sayin.
rnaicchoelle7 0
Thats illegal! There is a law that states that the person you are driving with while you still have your learners permit is not allowed to be intoxicated or sleeping. (trust me, just took defensive driving)
ceddyz17 10
Drunk mcdicks runs are the best
Meaningless 1
Same thing happened to me too.