Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, a girl that I've been falling for told me that she's married. But not to worry, that "won't get in the way of 'us'." FML
Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my first date with a girl I've been speaking to for three months. Last night, she revealed that she's still married, that her husband is "not so bad", and then confessed it all to him and blocked me. It was gonna be my first date in six years, after the last one stalked me across the country. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of six months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
Today, after being together for 8 months, I learned that not only was my boyfriend a liar, but that he is also married, and has been for 4 years. FML
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InfernoVivo 12
What a ridiculous situation. You should end it with her immediately
mangobbler 11
She is using you, obviously. If you are smart, you know cutting her from your life is the way to go.
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Comments (76)
jw90 18
It's sad when being pissed at someone becomes a motive to cheat. OP I'd stop the situation with her and either tell her husband or let it go.
Poetaster 10
Doesnt matter- had sex
Zynris 10
No! No! No more! No more of these comments, please, I beg of you.
SmittyJA24 26
Is she a good piece of ass? Is she hot? Is she kinky? Is she a screamer?
israa_alhasani94 12
End it ASAP!
worldclassrager 39
Well that's over...you'll find (hopefully) a faithful chick...that's better than her by a long shot...
Sheedah 9
I would have someone follow you all around taking pictures of you two together then bring that evidence to the husband letting him know what's up and ending it with her right then and there so she can't say anything. And just walk away before everything hits the fan.
GoodLookingGeese 10
Yes Definitely Sometimes Only when cought
rebellionwars 11
Isn't that cheating? Tell her husband. Bitch.
ohioain 18
I'd probably do that same thing.
icepick23 12
Awesome! Free sex!
whatismissing 8
I agree. What is his problem?
squideth 18
He's a normal respectful human being who actually gives a shit about other people? I guess you two wouldn't get that.