Love, Cheating and Break-ups: Bye bye asshat

Bye bye asshat

By Sadbxtch - 09/09/2021 17:01

Today, my now-ex-fiance told me he’s leaving me for his pregnant coworker. The baby is his. The same coworker he assured me was just a "professional platonic friendship." Our wedding was set to be this Saturday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 518

You deserved it 94

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By Broken - 03/08/2010 12:11 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 81 169

You deserved it 4 726

By Flabbergasted - 06/02/2009 21:32 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 741

You deserved it 2 251

By Marcella - 24/10/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML

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You deserved it 4 446

Stand up guy

By Cecilian - 06/03/2021 00:30

Today, I found out why my fiancé has been treating me like garbage lately. He thought that me getting fed up and dumping him would save him the unpleasant task of having to confess to the affair he’s been having with his coworker. We’re expecting our baby girl in 4 months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 238

You deserved it 92

By Dumped and pregnant - 01/05/2018 05:00

Today, my ex dumped me for his ex that cheated on him. Today, I also found out I am pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 702

You deserved it 529

Fiancé of the year

By Anonymous - 13/09/2020 10:01 - United States - Saint Joseph

Today, I found out that my fiancé of three years, with whom I share a child, fell in love with my best friend and they’ve been going on dates for the last four months after work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 719

You deserved it 133

By paula123 - 18/12/2009 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 310

You deserved it 2 404

By Wellthissucks - 06/11/2017 15:26

Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 204

You deserved it 458

Mind-boggling logistics

By Anika - 23/06/2021 18:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 132

You deserved it 122

By wow - 15/04/2013 18:36 - Russian Federation - Saint Petersburg

Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML

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You deserved it 6 731

Steve Béldi 3

Thursday 9 September 2021 19:17

Wow! You really dodged a bullet there! They deserve each other.🤣

Plop 17

Thursday 9 September 2021 18:21

On the bright side, you're not really losing much here...

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Plop 17

Thursday 9 September 2021 18:21

On the bright side, you're not really losing much here...

Steve Béldi 3

Thursday 9 September 2021 19:17

Wow! You really dodged a bullet there! They deserve each other.🤣

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 9 September 2021 22:19

Dodging a bullet means coming out of a situation unscathed. I think getting to a few days before the wedding is pretty scathed! To keep up the firearms analogy, the OP has a recoverable gunshot wound, instead of a fatal one.

Ellimac21 14

Thursday 9 September 2021 20:06

I'm sorry this is happening to you; you have dodge a massive bullet here though. I hope you can get a refund for your wedding. If you can't you should still go and enjoy the venue and food with those who are dear to you. Even with his family if you like them. Still a nice way to see everyone. Talk trash about your ex. A lot. So everyone knows what a scumbag he is.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 9 September 2021 20:44

On the bright side, maybe you could be his side piece. You don't really want to be tied to someone who is too dumb to know what "platonic" means. It'll also be a nice way to get back at the woman who stole him from you -- plus she'll have to wash his dirty drawers while you occasionally bang him.