Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, a girl that I've been falling for told me that she's married. But not to worry, that "won't get in the way of 'us'." FML
Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my first date with a girl I've been speaking to for three months. Last night, she revealed that she's still married, that her husband is "not so bad", and then confessed it all to him and blocked me. It was gonna be my first date in six years, after the last one stalked me across the country. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of six months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
Today, after being together for 8 months, I learned that not only was my boyfriend a liar, but that he is also married, and has been for 4 years. FML
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InfernoVivo 12
What a ridiculous situation. You should end it with her immediately
mangobbler 11
She is using you, obviously. If you are smart, you know cutting her from your life is the way to go.
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Comments (76)
ghil15 8
its a good thing u found out about it before its too late or maybe its late now? tsk...
vinayj009 5
You can tell her husband. Lets see who gets pissed of then. Time for revenge.
Siererrr 13
it is like marraige means nothing to some people now days, it really is just sad. They are so worried about keeping gay people from getting married, but they let people like this be married?
CharresBarkrey 15
32 - Except that the definitions of marriage straight from the dictionary are literally "(1) : the state of being united to a person of the opposite sex as husband or wife in a consensual and contractual relationship recognized by law (2) : the state of being united to a person of the same sex in a relationship like that of a traditional marriage" So... You were saying?
hannaaaahr 33
Why just between man and women 32? To me it's between people who love each other and want to spend the rest of their lives together. You are obviously entitled to your own opinion, but so are others. As long as you aren't in a same sex marriage it is of no importance to you, so I don't understand why you care.
azwethinkweiz87 11
People like this make me sick. Least you've found out now. Her husband probably deserves to know what's going on.
gunnerblaster 21
Bang her on camera and ruin her marriage?
pdp_fml 21
Is she cute? There are some advantages to this relationship. One being that you probably won't have to worry about saying that you love her.
ksks1234 33
Exactly! If she is hot, so keep this going! Who cares about morals, having a real relationship, and possibly breaking up a family. You will never have to use the pesky love word! *sarcasm*
blackwidowtaco 31
Some of you are saying op should tell the husband to piss him off..really? I'd say that would be the last thing to do. Op doesn't know what kind of temper her husband has & could possibly get his ass beat pretty badly depending on how he reacts. Best thing for op to do would just be to end it with her & cease all further contact.
Shepardspie71 8
At least you. Just get the good times. You don't need to deal with her problems
rich4mysmile 2
obviously you were really dating if its been 6 months and your just now finding out. 6 months and you've never been to her house? or meet any of her friends?
alkolaali 7
Just talk to her husband. That should do it.