Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, a girl that I've been falling for told me that she's married. But not to worry, that "won't get in the way of 'us'." FML
Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my first date with a girl I've been speaking to for three months. Last night, she revealed that she's still married, that her husband is "not so bad", and then confessed it all to him and blocked me. It was gonna be my first date in six years, after the last one stalked me across the country. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of six months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
Today, after being together for 8 months, I learned that not only was my boyfriend a liar, but that he is also married, and has been for 4 years. FML
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InfernoVivo 12
What a ridiculous situation. You should end it with her immediately
mangobbler 11
She is using you, obviously. If you are smart, you know cutting her from your life is the way to go.
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Comments (76)
Legendslayer222 26
If she's sees you often enough for you to not get suspicious, then her husband must REALLY piss her off.
HR_Baden 8
Wow what a way to use someone. What a bitch she is
ZombieSazza 34
Shit like this makes me ashamed of my own gender. Obviously it's fine if they're in an open marriage, but obviously if she's doing it to piss off her husband, then it's not an open marriage and she's just a **** of a wife and a shit excuse of a human being.
nyxiny 22
It still isn't fine, even if it's an open marriage, if he didn't know she was married.
whatismissing 8
So, have you already found out what it is that pisses her off?
alwaysmalia 12
Thats terrible
BriannaMGK 15
You better drop it with her, cheaters partners always find out, & 9 times out of 10, they want to beat up the other man/ woman.
ultra_notorious 26
you at least get to hit it?
DriAA7 17
Her husband must piss her off often...
frod0 10
That's really stupid. Definitely find someone worth your time :)
xxVampiresRulexx 14
Thus, you tell her husband and hope he believes you and doesn't kick your ass.