Captain Obvious saves the day again! My hero!

Lol, #12, the smallest of all the rocks.

#12 Joker style.

I know this isn't exactly normal, but I almost always have a lock pick set somewhere nearby, either in my glove box in my car or in my pocket, specifically for situations where a friend or I forget a key or need to get somewhere we have permission to be but have no key for. Like any tool it's all in how it's used Not saying OP had the mental faculty to pick a lock after coming back from a party (or at all, it's not as easy as tv makes it look), but that would be my "trying everything I could"...

Agreed!

See I kind of understand this because I'm a HEAVY sleeper, my phone is on my face sometimes and don't wake up when the alarm goes off

Lots of people sleep with their phone next to their face. If the ringer is up then it'll wake him

"... Is someone there?"

'...Neigh'

The replies to this are hilarious

OP's keys were probably forgotten in the locked house.

OP forgot his/her keys at home before he left to the party, not at the party

ohhh I read it as OP left their keys at the party and I was wondering the same thing as #4. That really sucks, OP. I do think another option, though, would have been to stay with a friend. I'd've exhausted all options before blowing 85 Euros on a hotel room. Would love a follow up to see what other efforts you made, if any.

In all fairness to 4, op just says "I forgot my keys." Op doesn't day whether he forgot them at home or at the party.

Except she probably left them in the apartment before the party...

I'm guessing that OP forgot the keys at the house

Agreed. Take advantage of the situation, go relax in the pool and order some room service.

Would you really get all that for $85? It doesn't sound like enough for a nice hotel to me...but it's still enough that I wouldn't give it up easily. I'd rather just walk around all night.

I've never lived in a city, but it would be weird to stay at a place where I could see my house - and then, later, being able to see the place I was stranded in from the safety of my own place. It's almost like a paradox, if you think about it too much.

They ain't for me, I found out. No fire. Just bad cook.

Yeah next time throw bricks. You take those windows out. All of them.

Ya for sure, it's not like you live there lol

If it weren't for the 'ya' and the 'lol', this would have been amusing