Work sucks, I know

By Anonymous - 25/08/2020 04:02 - Australia - Lakes Entrance

Today, I returned to work after a week off due to severe food poisoning, after which I ended up in the ED. I was given a warning for causing an inconvenience to everyone, and next time I'm going to be sick, I should give 3 days notice. FML

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alex_jaguara 31

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Monday 24 August 2020 20:30

You can pull that off: "Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick ' blergh'!"

bl3ur0z3 17

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Tuesday 25 August 2020 5:28

Yea, I had a boss tell me I needed to give 30 days advance notice for bereavement. Let your boss know you plan to have the flu sometime next week. When it doesn't happen, make sure he rewards you for your commitment to your team.

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alex_jaguara 31

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Monday 24 August 2020 20:30

You can pull that off: "Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick ' blergh'!"

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 24 August 2020 22:15

ED? I guess food poisoning could cause Erectile Dysfunction (ED), but why tell us? Plus, you're female. Do we really need to know that your nipples don't get hard? Just rub some Viagra on them, I guess.

B00K_L0V3R93 31

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Tuesday 25 August 2020 0:34

ED stands for Emergency Department. They were in the hospital. I honestly can’t tell if are trying to be funny (which is wasn’t) or just wilfully ignorant and can’t read contextual clues.

timinator5000 28

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Tuesday 25 August 2020 13:13

Have you Never seen his comments? You'll eventually see he is Amazing with sarcasm. I didn't know what it stood for and thought erectile disfunction too since I've never heard it called that in my life. I am in America so I'm guessing this wasn't in the USA.