By Anonymous - 25/8/2020 04:02 - Australia - Lakes Entrance

Work sucks, I know

Today, I returned to work after a week off due to severe food poisoning, after which I ended up in the ED. I was given a warning for causing an inconvenience to everyone, and next time I'm going to be sick, I should give 3 days notice. FML
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By  B00K_L0V3R93  |  31

ED stands for Emergency Department. They were in the hospital. I honestly can’t tell
if are trying to be funny (which is wasn’t) or just wilfully ignorant and can’t read contextual clues.

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By  RichardPencil  |  28

ED?

I guess food poisoning could cause Erectile Dysfunction (ED), but why tell us?

Plus, you're female. Do we really need to know that your nipples don't get hard? Just rub some Viagra on them, I guess.

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  B00K_L0V3R93  |  31

ED stands for Emergency Department. They were in the hospital. I honestly can’t tell
if are trying to be funny (which is wasn’t) or just wilfully ignorant and can’t read contextual clues.

By  bl3ur0z3  |  17

Yea, I had a boss tell me I needed to give 30 days advance notice for bereavement. Let your boss know you plan to have the flu sometime next week. When it doesn't happen, make sure he rewards you for your commitment to your team.