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By Maybe I'll stay longer than spring break. / Sunday 31 March 2013 04:34 / United States
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Your boyfriend really is a dumbass if he thought that you would actually believe that he was sleepwalking. On the bright side, be happy that you found out about it. Now you can dump him and find someone new.

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Your boyfriend really is a dumbass if he thought that you would actually believe that he was sleepwalking. On the bright side, be happy that you found out about it. Now you can dump him and find someone new.

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That is a good point. I just assumed he was doing something wrong since he panicked and she posted it on fml. If he wasn't doing anything wrong there is no need to panic.

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Actually, the FML is posted in the Intimacy category, so I think they would have to be doing something FML worthy.

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Please tell me you're not serious. But if you are, I'm selling this really nice Bridge. I'll give you a really good deal. ?

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@24- you probably got a little less thumbs ups for your picture and just a little lesser for you name.

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Hey, 27, you must be new here, so I'll fill you in. Lauren has been here for a while now, and you're probably the 100th person to tell her that she got thumbed down for her picture and/ or her name. It's gotten real old, so kindly quit picking on the girl.

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People get 'picked' on here at FML all the time, who cares if the commenter is new? he/she can say what they like and I'm sure whoever Lauren is can stand up for herself too! Not saying they're right for saying what they did but you get my drift.

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39, It wasn't so much that he was picking on Lauren, but that he said something that dozens, perhaps even hundreds, of other people have said before, practically word-for-word. It's just gotten old is all. And, while I'm sure Lauren is perfectly capable of standing up for herself, she never says anything in reply to the morons who use the same old insults on her and believe they are being original. She'd rather just let their stupidity speak for itself, I guess. So before other people, who are m

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I agree with 55, people have exhausted and abused the use of the phrase. Which really is a shame, it had potential

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Maybe work-related calls? Although yes, it would have been easier to phone her boyfriend and ask him to change the phone settings so that all calls would be forwarded to her parents' phones.

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These days, a phone can also be someone's only access to email, phone numbers, etc.; without the data stored in her phone, she may not have even known her boyfriend's number to ask him to forward calls, let alone know the numbers of any friends she was going to visit over break (perhaps with plans to finalize via text or Facebook), or her calendar, or any homework assignments she needed to get done, or so on. And perhaps she forgot other things, too, and the phone was enough extra reason to go

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Perdix's theory is a scientific theory, males had it in them to try to breed as much as possible back then to reproduce since there was a high death rate of new born babies & most people didn't live past their thirties, living grand parents & great grandparents are a relatively new thing that's existed for the last hundred years or so. It's historically proven that it was not uncommon for our male ancestors to have been with multiple women at once. But obviously, that is no longer necess

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