Animals: Today, I learned that my big, tough, strong dog is terrified...

By DogLover - 06/02/2013 13:59 - United States - Watertown

Today, I learned that my big, tough, strong dog is terrified of spiders when he jumped, knocked over a table and then peed on the spider to drown it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I saw a spider in my bathtub, so instead of killing it, i decided to bring my dog inside the bathroom to kill the spider for me. Turns out that the spider was a black widow, and my dog was bit. The dog killed the spider. The spider killed my dog. FML

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By imfromtexas02 - 06/06/2009 14:03 - United States

Today, I discovered an enormous hairy spider sitting in the bathtub. I also discovered that I scream like a girl and pee a little bit when I am truly terrified. FML

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By nopenopenopenope - 23/09/2016 03:28 - United States - Winston Salem

Today, I tried to have a relaxing soak in the tub. The giant wolf spider that was already in the tub didn't like me trying to set it free outside. It ran right across my feet and back into my house when I dumped it out of a cup outside. I screamed like a little girl. FML

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By eightleggedtictac - 08/06/2014 15:10 - United States - Worcester

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend shrieking at the top of his lungs. I ran into the dining room where he was, to find him standing on the table screaming "Kill it!" while pointing at an unmoving spider the size of a Tic Tac on the wall. FML

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By hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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Juicy breakfast

By Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

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By terrified - 09/08/2015 03:10 - United States - Forest City

Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 14:07

Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML

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Al_HyLo 5

Wednesday 6 February 2013 19:00

genius. I do that to my sister

zingline89 18

Wednesday 6 February 2013 19:02

I think I just found my new favorite way to kill spiders

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alipod 11

Thursday 7 February 2013 12:21

Make sure your dog is female not male.

Deirdre_Curry 4

Thursday 7 February 2013 12:55

LMFAO

DDCA 24

Thursday 7 February 2013 14:31

My dog used to be scared of plastic bags and large rocks!

Carter_Smith013 2

Thursday 7 February 2013 15:11

Just because your dog knew that drowning the spider with its own piss makes this hilarious

reynechristine 15

Thursday 7 February 2013 21:29

Smart dog!

bluxie 4

Thursday 7 February 2013 22:19

Sounds like my husband

AlexJones44 9

Friday 8 February 2013 1:03

Cool dog

simoncat 11

Friday 8 February 2013 2:02

WickedSilly 2

Friday 8 February 2013 19:38

I like the way your dog thinks. Drown that eight legged demon spawn.

sonnyrosa 32

Saturday 9 February 2013 20:54

Drowned with urine... well, your puppy is resourceful!

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