Surely that's exactly what this forum is for. Screaming into the void not caring wether the void screams back. Rip the plaster off and post your filthy secrets (I'm not judging and who cares if a total stranger doesn't like what you say, **** em)

Semi-related....FML, please bring back Best of the Worst! I really looked forward to those and appreciated the effort put in to the intros and posts, and they were always pretty hilarious. Sorry they didn’t get a lot of comments, so maybe it was hard to gauge interest - I for one always had tons of comments, but I was too lazy to scroll up and down on my app rereading the posts and typing responses, so I never did. Pinky swear to engage if you try bringing it back! 😄 (Regarding the relation to OP’s post, I thought of BotW because that’s where an obviously outlandish post could land lol. But like your FML’s title says, submit it anyway and see what happens! Kind of curious as to what’s so unbelievable in your life lol)

Not all weird stuff is FML material. I don't believe some things on this site are completely or partially true, but I play along because it's more fun that way.

Post it on Reddit maybe?

I know how that goes, I have so much ID'ing stuff in my daily life...but don't worry about being weird, we're all here for the stories, and we're gonna be fine with weird. And if you don't believe me: My schizoaffective hallucinations, which are characters from TV shows, invented White Trash Poker because they come from an alien white trash royal family. Instead of betting with currency, you bet with things like 'has to do the Squirrel Dance' or 'has to tell classified info'. If I can tell that, you're good.