By **(: - 09/08/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, I learned that if you stare down an attractive man while pumping gas, he'll stare back. Then he might ask for your number. At which point his girlfriend will get out of the car and threaten to kick your ass. FML
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Sexy catfight at a gas station? At least snacks are close by.

Well at least you didn't actually get your ass kicked, could of been worse.


Well at least you didn't actually get your ass kicked, could of been worse.

Nonononononono, the girlfriend threatened to kick her ass if she told anyone that she kicked her ass. It just doesn't say it here, because, well, yeah.

The guy should've gotten his ass kicked, he has some nerve asking women for their numbers when he has a gf, especially in front of said gf. Also the gf is stupid for not realizing she's dating an inconsiderate douche.

YourEvilHero 12

i bet he would be even more impressed if you lifted the hose over your head and drizzled gas Allll over your body. kaboom

SoccerRebel594 0

Today, I was just standing at the gas pump refilling the gas in my car when some random chick starting staring me down. I had no choice but to look back. It got so bad that I had to ask for her number and information so I could report her. Then all of the sudden another strange woman comes up claiming to be my girlfriend! FML

sxe_beast 11

@40 - That reminds me of the gasoline fight in Zoolander.

Actually it says she will kick "your" ass bucko.

You deserved not for not seeing the girl in the car.

jamie72596 9

Wow, he has nerve asking for another girl's number infront if his girlfriend.

Maybe she's related to red

that guy should be dumped

dumaz 2


barbiiee_fml 0

better to look who is in the car with him.

I like those tits

He wasn't in the car. He was pumping gas. She was staring at him, not the car.

Idc wat u wrote cant concentrate on spelin ur pic wiht tits so nice

Damn. 27 stop hating. You put me down when I commented on a different FML. Stfu?

LOL!!! I had to make an account just to laugh at how stupid you are, he was obv. commenting on the chick with huge tits these comments are under, not you. You are too insecure to see that they look good and people aren't always talking about them. :D No your really stupid, I am still laughing at the stupidity of the comment though

the "they and "them" in my last comment are suppost to be you. b/c you are just being insecure... you look good.

When I said "no your really stupid" I meant your not really stupid.

Well, he was a bit rude on a different FML where he corrected me about spelling your. Who fucking cares about spelling it your, or you're. So the whole thing about not being able to spell cuz some girl has huge tits just pissed me off.

I agree with you about him being a hypocrite. However, there is a huge difference between "your" and "you're" and it does matter, especially to someone like me who reads a lot. (And no, I am not saying that in a mean way at all!!! I just mean that when you read a lot, it makes it harder to just overlook spelling/grammar errors because it makes you see the whole comment differently. It's hard to explain.)

TaylorTotsYumm 10

OMG! He commented on my grammar mistakes, it's the end of the world! Why are you getting so butthurt over a /meaningless/ comment?

49, it's the Internet. If you can't handle people saying "mean" things on here how will you ever survive in the real world? Move on, this is FML, people are rude because they can. Have a problem with that? The simply don't comment. Easy.

12dcevin 5

Thats obviously a pic off Internet and there obviously fake

It's still always safe to check so she DOESN'T. Have to wrory about an ass kicking

I just ruined the girl talk!

BeastMode5 0

Just because there's a girl in the car doesn't mean it's a girlfriend. She could have thought it was a sister or something.

83 - yeah, especially if he asked for her number in front of the girl. i would assume it was a sister or friend.

I wouldn't just threat...

So you'd kick the girls arse for flirting with your boyfriend even though she didn't know he had a girlfriend? Whatta head.

That's because you're a psychotic bitch ho :)

Yep, that's right. So what?

Nothing, we just like to point out obvious things.

Sexy catfight at a gas station? At least snacks are close by.

I don't know how catfights are sexy. Entertaining but not sexy.

So there was no actual ass kicken innvovled?

Parazad 16

Quick glances only, OP. Anymore than that is just plain creepy.

If someone was continuously quickly looking at me and looking away I'd be much more creeped out than just some chick who was obviously just checking out my complete sexiness.

OakChair 14

Either way, it'd be creepy... Constant staring or quick glances, you're being closely watched by someone you don't know. We're assuming OP is attractive, but .. it's still staring unabashedly.

Today, I learned not to be a creeper. MLIG

Seriously? That got moderated? *facepalm* @ OP: Don't be a creeper and you won't get threatened.

Lucky you hadn't accepted his number yet.

Haha. You read it wrong, he asked for her number.

Oooops :L Thanks for telling me :)

nonelikeworms 0

Yeah you really deserved that unless you didn't see his girlfriend.