FML : Today, I saw a very attractive female police officer while at the DMV. Thinking myself suave, I asked her: "Is it sexual harassment if I tell you how beautiful...

Today, I saw a very attractive female police officer while at the DMV. Thinking myself suave, I asked her: "Is it sexual harassment if I tell you how beautiful I think you are, and ask for your phone number?" Apparently it was. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ShamedJP - / Friday 3 April 2009 22:05 / United States

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By Pixiewolfe | 45

#7464353 - Friday 2 June 2017 19:27

I think it may be HOW you said it rather then WHAT you said in this case...o>O

By sadboy1989 | 13

#7521687 - Friday 4 August 2017 15:02

You're a fucking retard

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By Pixiewolfe | 45

#7464353 - Friday 2 June 2017 19:27

I think it may be HOW you said it rather then WHAT you said in this case...o>O

By sadboy1989 | 13

#7521687 - Friday 4 August 2017 15:02

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By wrenthecat | 12

#7720798 - Friday 9 November 2018 6:17

you are not suave. you are a creep. ydi

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