Transportation: False alarm

False alarm

By sillyrabbit - 24/02/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, after I had filled up my car and got into it I saw a cute guy running towards me. I flashed a smile and left the door open and said, "Hey" when he was next to me. He said, "The pump is still attached to your car, you really should be more careful." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML

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I'm an asshole

By Harj - 27/11/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom - Edgware

Today, after filling fuel in my car, I drove off. The guy behind me left almost at the time. He was behind me, beeping his horn and flashing his lights. I pulled up alongside him at the lights and rolled down the window to ask him what the fuck his problem was. He promptly proceeded to tell me that my fuel cap was still open. FML

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You deserved it 644

You dipstick!

By mah - 16/01/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML

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You deserved it 40 468

By stranded - 19/05/2011 11:46 - United States

Today, my car ran out of gas. I was 20 feet away from the gas pump and the only person I could ask for help was the attendant, who'd asked me out a week ago. I'd said no, and so did he. FML

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It's not what you think, sorry

By Anonymous - 30/01/2010 07:04 - United States

Today, I was driving home and stopped at a light. A cute guy in the truck ahead of me waved me forward and told me to roll down my window. It was the first time a cute guy had talked to me in a while so I was pretty excited. He told me to turn my lights on. FML

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You deserved it 10 237

By relievedbutashamed - 22/02/2019 20:00

Today, I left a coffee shop abruptly to go to my car to let out some really bad and loud gas. My window was partly open because it's broken. A stranger was walking on the sidewalk in front of me. He looked terrified. FML

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You deserved it 434

By sam - 17/01/2011 03:32

Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML

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You deserved it 2 239

Easy mistake

By NoFightResponse - 24/04/2009 03:53 - United States

Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML

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You deserved it 7 144

Disappointed

By Lonelyhopeful - 05/12/2016 20:08

Today, I was driving in a busy area looking for a place to park. I happened to lock eyes with a really handsome man who was walking alongside the road. He approached my car with a huge, gorgeous smile, and as I rolled my window down, he asked, "Are you my Uber?" FML

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You deserved it 999

By **(: - 09/08/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, I learned that if you stare down an attractive man while pumping gas, he'll stare back. Then he might ask for your number. At which point his girlfriend will get out of the car and threaten to kick your ass. FML

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You deserved it 12 608

Bauer_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 9:06

Smoooooooooth. (Dear FML members, I know there's a pun somewhere in this FML. Find it.)

Chiroptera_Man 10

Monday 14 October 2013 20:13

He must have not been too hot, or else this could have been a very flammable situation! :D 'Cause of the gas... and... hot.. fire... stuff. c:

Comments

Bauer_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 9:06

Smoooooooooth. (Dear FML members, I know there's a pun somewhere in this FML. Find it.)

Killuhk 8

Tuesday 5 June 2012 9:45

Trix are for kids?

capslockisgood 19

Friday 19 October 2012 3:26

42 - Not a pun but good enough!

Chiroptera_Man 10

Monday 14 October 2013 20:13

He must have not been too hot, or else this could have been a very flammable situation! :D 'Cause of the gas... and... hot.. fire... stuff. c:

justawallflower 27

Thursday 26 June 2014 5:35

The same thing I thought.

KenMcGormick 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 10:23

sounds like Massa

JessxMaxine 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 10:35

That's what you get for thinking you are all hot.

grace31297 14

Sunday 14 October 2012 7:35

Well, somebodies bitter!

dogpup4 23

Monday 3 December 2012 0:28

For smiling?

historymaker 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 13:18

I do this all the time- except i drive away with the pump in my car and dont realize until an hour or so later ha

Zonedout 2

Tuesday 24 February 2009 14:17

sounds like something I would do, kinda like forgetting to close your trunk after packing cause of good song comes on the radio.

holynemesis1208 3

Tuesday 24 February 2009 15:59

haha. that's great. i have always wanted to be at a gas station when somebody drives off still attached to the pump.

alishaleesha 1

Tuesday 24 February 2009 17:10

Haha, #14 made me laugh. I love smartasses.

Chickmechanic69 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 20:33

Ok...... first of all I'm a girl... #11 and #12 and the author are the type of women who give us bad names. If you are that air headed you should not be allowed to OWN a vehicle let a lone drive one. Forgetting to close your trunk isn't THAT horrible..... but seriously..... Change your hair colour or something and try thinking.... It's not that difficult to NOT FOR GET YOU"RE FILLING YOU DAMN CAR. This is why I hate working with women and am glad I work in an automotive shop.

twilightluvr101 4

Sunday 18 March 2012 3:29

Forget is one word....

hotdawg 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 21:47

#17 yours is even better than this post. lol. sorry to hear that tho

Jimmy_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 9:07

yea, here where i live in atlanta the pump doesn't latch on the car so by driving away you don't take the gas station and it's attendant home with you