Animals: Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday,... - FML

By Anonymous - 04/03/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML

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By catpeecathy - 14/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML

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By princessbbee - 18/08/2011 17:40 - United States

Today, I bought my cats two new litter boxes in hopes that they would use them. They still prefer to pee on the clothes in my closet. FML

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By RyloGhyst - 12/12/2016 12:46 - United States - Killeen

Today, after putting the same load of laundry through the wash four times, I was wondering why my clothes kept smelling worse and worse. Turns out, my cat learned how to open and pee in the detergent funnel. FML

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By GrossedOut - 11/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

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By meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2020 15:00

Today, I had to wash my cat. Twice. The first time was because he decided to roll over in the litter tray after using it. The second was the result of him pissing on the floor, then rolling in it right after I'd dried him from the first time. FML

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By Jeanna S. - 23/11/2012 15:10 - United States

Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, my roomate's cats pooped on the floor again. He refuses to clean it up saying it will be easier to clean in 48 hours. FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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HSOMGF 5

Friday 4 March 2011 8:52

If you can't be bothered to clean out the box every day, you shouldn't have a cat.

RinnieRiot 9

Friday 4 March 2011 8:47

Then clean it out... Problem solved.

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pinkdisco 3

Friday 4 March 2011 11:05

You're a ******* moron.

InsaneGenius 0

Friday 4 March 2011 11:07

#29, I had one of those years ago. That was the best damn thing ever! I've often wondered why you can't find them anymore...

Griffus 0

Friday 4 March 2011 11:18

well, let's think about it. how about you poop, and pee in the same toilet and don't flush until you scoop the litter. I know cats arnt people but can you truly blame the cat?

teamsleep222 0

Friday 4 March 2011 11:18

I love that I can leave my 2 cats home alone for over a week and not have to worry about the house being torn up with shit and piss all over the place. If you do the same for a dog, the house would be destroyed. Cats are better.

xyris_fml 28

Saturday 12 March 2016 18:39

If you do the same with an UNTRAINED dog, sure. Don't act like certain cats won't scratch up all your belongings. As a volunteer at my local humane society and an owner of two dogs and two cats, I really disagree with your statement. Dogs = cats. Not one is better. It depends on your preferences. I like both; dogs are trainable and compassionate, cats are neat and don't require as much work. Cat people AND dog people bother me. Such entitled attitudes.

InsaneGenius 0

Friday 4 March 2011 11:22

^ Well there would be something really wrong with leaving a dog in a house alone for over a week, wouldn't there?

22cute 17

Friday 4 March 2011 11:25

Smart cat he'll have you trained in no time.

dancingdoggy 4

Friday 4 March 2011 11:25

Today, I learned that I actually have to take care of my own cat. FML Wait, what?

angel55033 12

Friday 4 March 2011 11:39

get rid of your cat problem solved

angel55033 12

Friday 4 March 2011 11:41

I couldn't agree with #1 more I was gonna say it too but you said it 1st lol

Mik232 0

Friday 4 March 2011 12:58

I know how you feel!!

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