Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML
Today, I bought my cats two new litter boxes in hopes that they would use them. They still prefer to pee on the clothes in my closet. FML
Today, after putting the same load of laundry through the wash four times, I was wondering why my clothes kept smelling worse and worse. Turns out, my cat learned how to open and pee in the detergent funnel. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I had to wash my cat. Twice. The first time was because he decided to roll over in the litter tray after using it. The second was the result of him pissing on the floor, then rolling in it right after I'd dried him from the first time. FML
Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML
Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML
Today, my roomate's cats pooped on the floor again. He refuses to clean it up saying it will be easier to clean in 48 hours. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
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Top comments
HSOMGF 5
If you can't be bothered to clean out the box every day, you shouldn't have a cat.
RinnieRiot 9
Then clean it out... Problem solved.
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Comments (70)
pinkdisco 3
You're a ******* moron.
InsaneGenius 0
#29, I had one of those years ago. That was the best damn thing ever! I've often wondered why you can't find them anymore...
Griffus 0
well, let's think about it. how about you poop, and pee in the same toilet and don't flush until you scoop the litter. I know cats arnt people but can you truly blame the cat?
teamsleep222 0
I love that I can leave my 2 cats home alone for over a week and not have to worry about the house being torn up with shit and piss all over the place. If you do the same for a dog, the house would be destroyed. Cats are better.
xyris_fml 28
If you do the same with an UNTRAINED dog, sure. Don't act like certain cats won't scratch up all your belongings. As a volunteer at my local humane society and an owner of two dogs and two cats, I really disagree with your statement. Dogs = cats. Not one is better. It depends on your preferences. I like both; dogs are trainable and compassionate, cats are neat and don't require as much work. Cat people AND dog people bother me. Such entitled attitudes.
InsaneGenius 0
^ Well there would be something really wrong with leaving a dog in a house alone for over a week, wouldn't there?
22cute 17
Smart cat he'll have you trained in no time.
dancingdoggy 4
Today, I learned that I actually have to take care of my own cat. FML Wait, what?
angel55033 12
get rid of your cat problem solved
angel55033 12
I couldn't agree with #1 more I was gonna say it too but you said it 1st lol
Mik232 0
I know how you feel!!