Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML
Today, I bought my cats two new litter boxes in hopes that they would use them. They still prefer to pee on the clothes in my closet. FML
Today, after putting the same load of laundry through the wash four times, I was wondering why my clothes kept smelling worse and worse. Turns out, my cat learned how to open and pee in the detergent funnel. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I had to wash my cat. Twice. The first time was because he decided to roll over in the litter tray after using it. The second was the result of him pissing on the floor, then rolling in it right after I'd dried him from the first time. FML
Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML
Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML
Today, my roomate's cats pooped on the floor again. He refuses to clean it up saying it will be easier to clean in 48 hours. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
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Top comments
HSOMGF 5
If you can't be bothered to clean out the box every day, you shouldn't have a cat.
RinnieRiot 9
Then clean it out... Problem solved.
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Comments (70)
Cupcaken 0
please, you should clean it every time it uses it. it's the same as if you were to use a port-a-potty, with shit and piss in the bowl. would you like to shit in a closed little box that stank of shit? no! so get your shit together and take proper care if your cat!
docscientist 10
Every time? You honestly think op is going to be around or waiting for the cat to take a shit?
kazzz23 0
At least it didn't poop on something important, or your carpet. Be grateful it's trained.
tona01 16
umm, they learn for themselves unlike dogs
fromthesuck 8
why is there only cat or dog people. i like both. it's especially entertaining when the cat decides to attack the big ass dog
dragonaair 5
My cat (nine years old, tabby) attacks my little fat doggy (three years old) all the time. doggy chases cat around as if he is in love with kitty. Dog just doesn't learn!
Cupcaken 0
yeah, my cat likes to surprise my dog by jumping over it. its a sort of hobby for him.
tona01 16
my cats do the same
Iskaria 0
I like both also, but cats are cleaner. I work in an animal sanctuary and we need to clean up after dogs more than the cats. This is because dogs are dumb and will happily eat each others poop if you don't.
sandmancometh 3
duck tape it's head to it's ass before you go to bed every night and before leaving for work. problem solved. Dude even a beta fish is more interesting than a cat....
annihil8or 15
Lmfao @ 24, nothing duct tape can't fix
FYLDeep 26
Cats are just a pain. Instead of accepting you as their master, they just get resentful of everything you do for them.
sammiller4 3
that's how my cat was except for if his pile of shit wasn't cleaned before he had to go again he'd shit on the floor and drag my ex's boxers over it lol
Kiki_Venom 0
lmfao he didn't want you to see it before you stepped on it xD.
pradip 26
Why do u have ur ex's boxers, also so easily accessible
skulluks 0
poop in it's litter.
anie01 5
Get a Roll N' Clean litter box. They're about $40 with shipping, but they're covered, which cuts down on smell, and they're AWESOME. You just take the entire box, roll it onto the roof, and then roll it back down, and all the waste is trapped in this reservoir. You empty it out, no scooping required, and the whole process takes literally 20 seconds. I don't know why I've seen six million Snuggie commercials and it took me 12 years of cat ownership to find out about this amazing device (through totally random web surfing), but there you have it. And my cat will use the laundry as a bathroom when she's mad, but that is EXACTLY why I love cats. Just don't make them mad! There's no rhyme or reason to the misbehavior of dogs.
chillinAK 9
We had an automatic one that "cleans and rakes" after the cat was done. Worked great, would recommend - as long as your cat doesn't decide to get out and then jump right back in when the device is cleaning. I'm gonna have to look up this one though, seems much safer for idiot cats.
NurseNasty 12
I would love to get a touch-free box like that for mine, but the big one (20-ish lbs) can't figure out how to turn around in an uncovered pan. She steps in, does her business and steps out in a straight line. We tried blocking the sides to see if she would turn and she just sat there, in the litter, until the obstacle was removed.
Kiki_Venom 0
what's it called so I can google it??
anie01 5
They're made by Omega Paw (but I got mine on Amazon), they're called a Roll n' Clean. I love mine, I was looking for an automatic but a lot of cats have issues with them (and my cousins had one that launched waste across the room).
Hetalia_loves_me 1
That's awesome, I need one!
tiffymae 0
I wouldn't want my shit sitting around either. cats don't get to flush, doucher. meow.
nanadaime_hokage 10
My cat has a similar problem, but at least she is more hygienic. She ***** NEAR the toilet. At least she knows that she cannot shit everywhere.