Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML
Today, I bought my cats two new litter boxes in hopes that they would use them. They still prefer to pee on the clothes in my closet. FML
Today, after putting the same load of laundry through the wash four times, I was wondering why my clothes kept smelling worse and worse. Turns out, my cat learned how to open and pee in the detergent funnel. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I had to wash my cat. Twice. The first time was because he decided to roll over in the litter tray after using it. The second was the result of him pissing on the floor, then rolling in it right after I'd dried him from the first time. FML
Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML
Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML
Today, my roomate's cats pooped on the floor again. He refuses to clean it up saying it will be easier to clean in 48 hours. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
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Top comments
HSOMGF 5
If you can't be bothered to clean out the box every day, you shouldn't have a cat.
RinnieRiot 9
Then clean it out... Problem solved.
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Comments (70)
MrJHJaime 1
cats are not interesting. all they do is make hissing noises and struggle while you put them in a burlap sack and throw it in a pond.
StrangeCandy 0
Well, no shit, Sherlock. Do you like using dirty, stinky topilets? Well, they don't either.
StrangeCandy 0
That should say toilet. Typing on a Blackberry can be a PITA.
sarawwh 0
mine does the same thing
sweetputters1261 0
love it! my cat does it all the time.
demonkey_fml 4
My cat does that too. Keeping the LB clean is better for you in the long run anyway!
tiswine 0
i hate cats ewyyy
mrbungles 0
all cats should be murdered, Hitler style.
Caitbone 0
My cat pisses on your bed if the litter box isn't to her liking. So we had to buy two boxes for one girl cat. Meanest ******* cat in the world.
southwind 0
quick solution.... shoot the cat!
hallkchallkc 4
I flipping hate cats.