Dirty laundry

By Howimetmybrother - 05/12/2017 06:00

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Today, to repay my brother who's been hosting me, I took his laundry out to wash. Loading the machine, I gave a tug on the corner of a towel and the biggest dildo I've ever seen flew out of the basket and bounced to a stop in the middle of the floor. Every. One. Saw. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

Damn. You'd think at least one other person would throw their ***** on the floor too, just so it's less awkward for you. But I guess helping out a stranger in need is a lost art these days.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Explain to everyone that it's not what it looks like, it's a dog toy.

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Dave_Davington 33

Damn. You'd think at least one other person would throw their ***** on the floor too, just so it's less awkward for you. But I guess helping out a stranger in need is a lost art these days.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Explain to everyone that it's not what it looks like, it's a dog toy.

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Christina Winden 22

Wow, that's hard to talk your way out of. Really not something you could have pre-dick-ted though. I hope the rest of the laundry wasn't too much of a pain in the ass. In the future re-member not to go through your brother's private things, even if you get the vibe that you're helping.

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DragonMaiden7 15

Dayum Girl, that’s an assload of puns. I’d hate to see where you’ve been storing them all this time

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Neror 13

Not to mention the pen that exploded in the dryer.

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KittyMack 13

I would be a million times less upset about strangers seeing me with a *****, than about encountering my relative's sex toy, and pondering that they may have been using it lately... during your stay under the same roof. Like think about it- if you were to set eyes on your sibling's *****, would the natural response not be to go mad and swiftly seek death? I think so. Luckily for my peace if mind, all my relatives are utterly asexual. YES THEY ARE! EVERY ONE OF THEM!

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