Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after my girlfriend told her mother that she is seeing a different guy than me because her mother doesn’t approve of me, I learned that she is also seeing said guy. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend with an older guy who I thought was her dad, I went over to introduce myself. And then turned around and walked away very fast as I saw them make out. My girlfriend is cheating on me with someone as old as my dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
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Top comments
CobraLazerFace 21
You got 99 problems and the other guy is one.
gshocker20 21
Sorry OP. Just stay away from their horrid family.
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Comments (65)
thatgirlfml11 6
Wow. That sucks but honestly she isn't worth it probably.
ZoroMiHawk 25
Run, run and be glad you escaped from that bitch.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
once a cheater always A cheater
95DeVille 13
Usually, but not always. I won't ho into details, but I know this from personal experience.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#64- That was perfect... Was that intended?
avapaige1234 19
So you mean the other guy already met her family? Aww, sucks to be you but I'm sure you deserve better!
rocker_chick23 27
This is the reason you never give cheaters another chance.
worldclassrager 41
Seems to me you are getting the short end of the stick quite often...
Ashamed_Sister 60
You will not get happy with these People as your in-laws.
rjt93 18
WHy are you still be with her.Once a cheater always a cheater!!!!! how can she look in your eyes after what she did. OP get rid of her.....
Garrett2818 21
Damn even her dad knows she a hoe
kingdomgirl94 29
OR he assumed the other boy was now her ex and didn't know about the cheating situation. Cheating is awful but it doesn't make a person a hoe. No matter how much they cheated, they will never be a gardening tool. Now a ho... as derived from the word *****.... that is a different matter entirely and I'm too tired to lecture you on the morals of calling a promiscuous woman a ho or a *****.
kasmol 16
At that point, you should have leaned toward the GF and whispered loudly, "Its working. They don't even suspect your lesbian."
kingdomgirl94 29
What did her lesbian do? It won't be much of a trick if he doesn't finish the sentence! maybe try Its working! They don't even suspect your lesbian stole all the forks! Poor lesbian, wonder what she'll be blamed for next.
rocker_chick23 27
#38: Don't leave us hanging, what did her lesbian do? Might take you a while to realize you used the wrong your.
kasmol 16
Lmao. I totally deserve these comments. I hate it when people make this mistake. I could edit my post, but I believe that would be dishonest. Have fun!