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By fucked - 24/08/2014 20:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I landed my first job as a security officer. Only after I signed all the paperwork did I find out that the area I'll be working is apparently a hotspot for violent shootings. I'm screwed. FML

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By anon - 23/11/2011 22:53

Today, I started my new job at a security company. In the first 15 minutes there was a bomb threat. FML

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No one is safe

By chili - 24/07/2021 04:01

Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML

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Invasion of the bodysnatchers

By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 03:04 - United States

Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2014 20:15 - United States

Today, as I walked into the bank, I tripped and bumped into a security guard. He thought I was assaulting him, so he pinned me to the floor and called for backup as he held me at gunpoint. FML

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Parp Blarp Mall Carp

By Clinch - 25/02/2022 04:00

Today, I was security at a shopping centre and tried to stop a guy from drinking in public. He told me to fuck off and "go play cops and robbers somewhere else", so I tried to escort him to the security office. He picked me up with one hand and threw me in the fountain. My boss let him go with a warning. I hate my job. FML

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Here I go again

By oakley - 07/01/2017 09:15

Today, I went to start my new job, only to find out that the guy who hired me had no permission to do so. I had to fill out another application, and complete another interview and I still might not get the damn job. FML

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Oops.

By Anonymous - 18/11/2017 01:30

Today, within 24 hours at my new security job, I accidentally tasered the head of security in the groin, causing him to piss himself. FML

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By BOHICA123 - 08/10/2013 02:08 - United States - Brighton

Today, being so desperate for money, I accepted a job in which I get shot at with paintballs for 6 hours. FML

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Bad day, huh?

By evenpoorer - 16/03/2010 05:19 - United States

Today, I was excited to start my new job. It was only when I was leaving after a long 8-hour day did I realize all of the personal documents I had I brought in for paperwork had been stolen. I'm now down a passport, social security card, and wallet. Great first day. FML

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By mrsimintrouble - 29/07/2016 06:01 - United States - Redding

Today, my first day on the job, I locked up the office after everyone left and set the alarm. An hour later, my new boss angrily emailed me that I locked him inside the building, setting off the alarm and prompting the entire police department to show up. FML

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grogers311 20

Sunday 24 August 2014 23:27

Bob & weave

chosha_fml 26

Sunday 24 August 2014 23:30

Might be time to invest in some Kevlar.

Comments

jjmiller1001 17

Monday 25 August 2014 2:22

remember SWAT drills.... two to center mass, one to the head!

jjcoombs22 5

Monday 25 August 2014 2:29

Could be worse, could be five nights at Freddy's...

JessieFree 1

Monday 25 August 2014 2:31

Oh COME ON

jjcoombs22 5

Monday 25 August 2014 2:56

Haha, you and me have the same idea

JessieFree 1

Monday 25 August 2014 2:29

Just be glad it's not at a kids' pizzeria, and it's not your job to monitor the animatronic characters.

AFaye3964 17

Monday 25 August 2014 2:37

Duck, Dodge, and Hide.

imamaniac 4

Monday 25 August 2014 2:51

only if you hide and dont get shot

cheshireau 26

Monday 25 August 2014 3:49

But I don't understand, wouldn't you expect that being a security officer? Even if you were a bouncer at a club, you'd expect to possible get hit breaking up a brawl.