Parp Blarp Mall Carp

By Clinch - 25/02/2022 04:00

Today, I was security at a shopping centre and tried to stop a guy from drinking in public. He told me to fuck off and "go play cops and robbers somewhere else", so I tried to escort him to the security office. He picked me up with one hand and threw me in the fountain. My boss let him go with a warning. I hate my job. FML
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Sounds like your boss was afraid of what this guy would have done to him...

Insert Paul Blart Mall Cop reference here lol

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Sounds like your boss was afraid of what this guy would have done to him...

Insert Paul Blart Mall Cop reference here lol

I thought mall security was just on an "observe and report" status. Physically engaging the public requires a high level of training and certification.

Grumpy Jack 25

Let's say you work with the security and you witness an old lady being assaulted. Would you let it happen and just report it to 911 ?

Grumpy Jack 25

Fuck your self esteem's life.. But you still can go to the police and press charges for being assaulted.