Parp Blarp Mall Carp

By Clinch - 25/02/2022 04:00

Today, I was security at a shopping centre and tried to stop a guy from drinking in public. He told me to fuck off and "go play cops and robbers somewhere else", so I tried to escort him to the security office. He picked me up with one hand and threw me in the fountain. My boss let him go with a warning. I hate my job. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 016
You deserved it 155

Same thing different taste

Top comments

whackman56789 6

Insert Paul Blart Mall Cop reference here lol

I thought mall security was just on an "observe and report" status. Physically engaging the public requires a high level of training and certification.

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whackman56789 6

Insert Paul Blart Mall Cop reference here lol

I thought mall security was just on an "observe and report" status. Physically engaging the public requires a high level of training and certification.

Grumpy Jack 26

Let's say you work with the security and you witness an old lady being assaulted. Would you let it happen and just report it to 911 ?

Grumpy Jack 26

**** your self esteem's life.. But you still can go to the police and press charges for being assaulted.