By obsessed - 27/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I kissed my iced over window to know what kissing Edward Cullen would be like. My neighbor saw. My first reaction was to come up with a cover story. I licked the window and wiped my sleeve over it to look like I was cleaning it. My neighbor came over later and gave me an early Christmas gift. Windex. FML
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rexmaxus 0

some people just need to be punched in the face. you are among them.

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Ninjaface 0

I'm assuming you won't mind if I cut your brakes?

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QTp13 10

I have NEVER EVER seen so many comments on an FML within the first 24 HRS of the FML being posted. OP your story really got people talking.

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Emperor_Jim 0

If this is a fake FML, kill yourself. If it is real, kill yourself.

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d4m4s74 12

when I read Edward Cullen I set up iMacro to click YDI 10 times a second, for a whole hour

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Draq 1

Strictly speaking, wouldn't Edward actually be room temperature?

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thumb_biter 0

hahahahah I LOVE how all the pro-twilight posts are getting buried :D yes, OP, you are a retard.

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fotc77 0

just the first sentance is an fml

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