By obsessed - 27/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I kissed my iced over window to know what kissing Edward Cullen would be like. My neighbor saw. My first reaction was to come up with a cover story. I licked the window and wiped my sleeve over it to look like I was cleaning it. My neighbor came over later and gave me an early Christmas gift. Windex. FML
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rexmaxus 0

some people just need to be punched in the face. you are among them.

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quantumglow 0

Ahhh, pastry faced creeper lover.. I pity you not.

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dancerjrm9 0

Okay first of all, this is absolutely pathetic. You can love Edward Cullen all you want, but are you seriously going to pretend to kiss a fictional character, with a window?!?! And second of all, everybody that is hating on Twilight obviously has not read the books. Its not all about the movies, the book are a lot better than the movies and people seem to forget that the books every existed. Give them a chance before you go and say that Twilight is crap, because it really isn't. Obviously people like this girl take it to a whole new extreme, but not everyone does.

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Apocalyptus 0

Umm the books are fairly crap. Sure they're enjoyable, but badly written with hardly any likeable characters.

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Rainyy 0

I have read the books and watched the movies and the books are WORSE than the movies. There are plot holes, grammatical errors and descriptions on Edwards beauty every ******* single page.

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DarthRant 0

I'm not sure there's anything I could write that would demean you more than your own post. Loser.

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overmage 0

So, I think you should drink that Windex. Yup, that whole bottle. If you're a kid, you'll grow up and have a good and fulfilling life putting that poorly written garbage (it's poorly written, hard to believe as that seems) behind you. But I suspect you're one of the screaming hordes of forty-year old never-been-kissed fat ugly bitches.

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DrunkDave89 0

God, I miss when Harry Potter was the craze with the teenage girls..... oh wait, no I don't. At least we've progressed past the point of fans running around in capes with horribly affected British accents. Also, Windex is not *that* toxic, since the main ingredient (after water) is isopropyl alcohol. To be sure you should put some Clorox on your wish list and drink that as well. I have always believed in being thorough. -Double D

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i_hate_radiators 0

would everyone like to stop slatin twilight? im pretty sure, bein one myself, that teenage girls dont read books because they have 'indirect speech' or 'dont say said after people talk each time'. id actually like to see you come up with a plot that good. no? didn't think so. i hope you enjoyed my little rant :)

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murphy22 6

and once again.... we will be remembered as the generation of the sparkly vampires and shirtless wearwolves... this obsession has gone too far... really its a story. it may have been cool and well written but its rather annoying hearing stuff. its okay though, we've all had crushes, we're not 13 forever.

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