By obsessed - 27/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I kissed my iced over window to know what kissing Edward Cullen would be like. My neighbor saw. My first reaction was to come up with a cover story. I licked the window and wiped my sleeve over it to look like I was cleaning it. My neighbor came over later and gave me an early Christmas gift. Windex. FML
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rexmaxus 0

some people just need to be punched in the face. you are among them.

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Wolfie07 0

What a retard. Really? I don't get why all these stupid Twilight fans are that obsessed. Fine to love it, but really? Idiot.

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Games4me 0

WHAT IS SO GREAT ABOUT EDWARD CULLEN?!?!?! He moves fast, sparkles, and doesn't kill. Vampire? Try fairy.

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la_lol 0

No offense (and trust me I've been in your shoes), but first of all, Twilight is a good book, not reality. If you treat it like reality, you'll just make it look even more pathetic. Second of all, Edward Cullen is not real. You will never meet an icy, masochistic vampire, so its really useless to even try to pucker your lips at a window. And since there's over a billion guys in the world, I'm pretty sure you'll meet someone better than Edward Cullen (I know I have). Lastly, you never know what germs could be on a window, and you should really thank your neighbour for bringing you back to the real world, where windows aren't drop-dead-gorgeous guys.

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Relentless113 0

@304... rofl!!!! dude u are awesome, that made my day.

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Megantilby 0

SHUT UP IF U THINK EDWARD IS HORRIBLE HE IS A PERFECT GUY!!!!! AND I LOVE TAYLOR LAUTNER BUT EDWARD IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN ANY OF U COULD EVER BE!!!

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The_Nothing 0

You forgot the part where he's not real. Enjoy your life as a bitter spinster.

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jbird612 0

Good luck ever getting with a real man. Have fun masturbating to that piece of shit you call a book for the rest of your life.

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eMo_gurll200 0

plus, he sparkles. so lets review. A. he's not real. B. he sparkles. anything else you'd like to go over?

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LetxGoxOfxMe 0

I liked Twilight up until people started freaking out about it. I'm reeaally burnt out on it. Your best bet is to stop obsessing over a book and fictional characters and to actually focus on REAL people. And to also use some of that windex, 'cause your window probably has a bunch of weird smears on it and that's kind of nasty.

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saruhbee1991 0

hahaha!!! that seriously just made my day. stupid 12 year old girls...

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BlackButlerFan 20

Ahem! I am a 12 year old girl! You are stereotyping!

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The_Nothing 0

YDI for being obsessed with a fictional boy. YDI for not even attempting to get a real boyfriend and being hung up on a fictional dude. YDI for being a Twitard. YDI for not realizing that Twilight is crap and Edward is an abusive stalker. YDI for wanting to be Bella. YDI for thinking kissing a window would be anything like kissing a person. This is not an FML because the only thing wrong with your life is you being an dumb idiot and becoming obsessed with someone who's not real. It's your own fault now GTFO this site OP.

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Jman1906 2

Hellz ya! **** her! Stop getting ******* fat and maybe you could get a real boy friend!

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