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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 20:00

Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML

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By alf - 27/10/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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By hamboneghost - 24/02/2015 19:02 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

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Ewwwwwww

By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 07:35 - Canada

Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML

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By jimbop - 23/05/2009 17:48 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML

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By sneezer - 30/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

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Grossed out

By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML

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Poor me

By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

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illmatic2 16

Tuesday 17 August 2010 1:26

Too much tongue?

Crowcaller 5

Tuesday 17 August 2010 1:23

yummy

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princessDee 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 3:00

tats nasty,,but mayb she didn't feel it?? then tats too bad:(

bauerd 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 3:11

senior photo? rather risqué for a yearbook.

princessDee 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 3:16

no??I was in Joshua tree wit some friends at a house haha:))

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 17 August 2010 3:00

also, marinus should stay out of sun often. bad tan lol

helloheart0777 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 3:00

agreed, i mean if I threw up in my bf mouth, I'd feel so embarrassed. and if he was truly a good bf he would comfort me to not make me feel as bad...but on the other hand that's is extremely disgusting>:p

princessDee 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 3:13

I know ppl said to dump her!!! if they r in love then somethin like tat shouldn't break them apart:(it just happens!!

marinus_fml 19

Tuesday 17 August 2010 3:01

123- no offense taken :)

Schizomaniac 24

Tuesday 17 August 2010 3:02

Am I person 2?

evanizle 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 3:03

fml is full of haters. :/

Sarah__Louise 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 3:04

id also be sick

emos_need_love 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 3:05

was she drunk..?

Schizomaniac 24

Tuesday 17 August 2010 3:06

Dude, people do not hate on people who have nothing to hate on. Advice: Do not post pictures of yourself without a shirt on if you have nothing to show off.

marinus_fml 19

Tuesday 17 August 2010 3:06

130 - welcome to Australia :D you can't stay out of the sun :-/

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