By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
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derkaderk 1

ewwwwwwwwww that's really gross. but it wasn't her fault

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evanizle 0

it's a joke and it's a cover up with a gf** why r u hiding ur face? r u ugly? poor you.

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usmcbunny 0

I've had a girl queef in my mouth, and I've discovered yeast infections while giving that same girl head. As repayment, I burp in her mouth when she kisses me. We have a fun relationship!

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Erindub 0

I threw up on my BF twice in the past 3 weeks. Get over it.

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marinus_fml 19

hahah whats with the hating? I'm not 'hiding' my face lol! why are you hiding your back? probably because you realize you ain't got shit if someone looks at you from behind. you'll just look malnourished, and scrawny. I'm finished arguing with you since you cannot even spell simple words like 'you'

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Schizomaniac 24

Dude, 98, that guy is like 10000x more ripped than you. You look like a malnourished ghost. Just saying.

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HeroOfMi 0

98's pic is prolly fake. I can kinda sense when one is. >:| and last time I didn't trust that sense, somebody found the person's pic on photobucket. so I'm trusting the sense. >:| oh yeah >:|

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Ju99ernaut94 0

Sure were you frenchin the chick from the exorcist ? lol jk

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