Love: Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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Same thing different taste

By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML

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Tasty

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 20:00

Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML

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By alf - 27/10/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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By hamboneghost - 24/02/2015 19:02 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

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Ewwwwwww

By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 07:35 - Canada

Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML

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By jimbop - 23/05/2009 17:48 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML

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By sneezer - 30/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

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Grossed out

By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML

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Poor me

By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

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illmatic2 16

Tuesday 17 August 2010 1:26

Too much tongue?

Crowcaller 5

Tuesday 17 August 2010 1:23

yummy

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andiedandie 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 1:29

Now that's true love.

SeanFredrick 3

Tuesday 17 August 2010 1:29

Op you must really suck at kissing. Dafp! 

BoyBeyond 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 1:30

If I were you i would dump her. LOL seriously thats freaking nasty. I wouldnt be able to kiss her without getting that nasty taste feeling everytime after that kiss. Was she drunk?

scottiealan 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 1:30

dude that's just nasty was u that bad a kisser?

ChinnuWoW 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 1:30

lol it's like 2 girls 1 cup. but now you have to eat each others shit to make it a perfect 2 girls 1 cup.

samsam3_fml 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 1:31

Hahahahahhahahahahaha omg I just cried from laughing at that!

Jennifra 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 1:32

Gross lol. Maybe YDI for not letting her pull away?

JT_XXIII 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 1:35

Now that's love.

NorcalOunce 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 1:37

someone needs breath mints :]

Spastastic 6

Tuesday 17 August 2010 1:37

...Stan and Wendy?

WhyTheFace4 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 1:41

win

Primus_fml 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 1:43

Nah it was Stan that threw up in Wendys mouth.

Spastastic 6

Tuesday 17 August 2010 1:49

True, Primus, but still.

WhyTheFace4 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 1:59

I thought it was still appropriate.

Primus_fml 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 3:11

Agreed but thought I'd just throw that in there.

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