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By Beefballs - 29/07/2009 06:22 - Canada

Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year old uncle and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML

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By FreakedOut - 31/07/2009 08:03 - United States

Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 100

You deserved it 2 823

By Cindy - 20/03/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML

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By Gold diggerzzzzzzz - 15/03/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 224

You deserved it 101

By .... - 08/06/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several time,s and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML

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By Pat - 22/09/2020 04:01 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML

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You deserved it 87

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2022 01:00

Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

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You deserved it 257

By Stephie2009 - 30/10/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML

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You deserved it 3 145

By Anonymous - 23/08/2012 21:40 - Ireland - Kilkelly

Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML

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You deserved it 1 685

By carl_carl_ - 25/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Grand Ledge

Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML

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You deserved it 1 522

By quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML

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axislave 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 16:05

Sucks for you...go find yourself an older woman and show her to your dad lol

hayno 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 16:19

Marry her mom so you could be your own Grampa

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CrisMes 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 2:19

Your dad is a pimp. except it.

Varatex 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 8:59

I say you deserve it because if your dad pisses you off you can get with your step mom easy!

maddmaddieee 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 21:46

omgg whoah

sterrizzill 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:51

ur dads the man.

killpro 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 15:50

dumbass it's her brother learn to read

farmvillelovah 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 7:27

'OH THAt SUCks' [SARCASM] .. GEEz SuCk iT Up DUDE Tell YouR OlD Man To GEt SoMEONE HiS Age . PROBLEM SOlVED iF YOu ASk ME :P

egyptgrl95 0

Friday 18 June 2010 19:58

Hey don't go complaining, my youngest Aunt is 4 years old

DrainedOfSanity 4

Monday 20 September 2010 10:30

you should get him to share. lol

beetman5 4

Saturday 29 January 2011 18:48

there's always someone late to the party...

coolpwnagedude 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 4:46

one word: FYL sucks man

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