Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML
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chronicstds
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you must be a redneck
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Iamnotmyself
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Vrmmmmm, Zzzoooooom, Beeeeeeep
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Iamnotmyself
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Vrmmmmm, Zzzoooooom, Beeeeeeep
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azpallen
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lamnotmyself
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Iamnotmyself
| 17
-15 message me if you want to talk. otherwise shut up.
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cheezbrgrsrcool
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lol
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imustbeinsane
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* tick tick tick tick tick
left blinker on the whole trip
left blinker on the whole trip
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DKjazz
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And slowly, highway madness sets in.
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IWarnedYou
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?
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purplecowchik
| 5
I'm surprised he hasn't gotten a speeding ticket yet.
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goaliemkl123
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do racecars have horns?
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R34luver
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hahah nope! nor head lights/ taillights, nor turnsignals, nor street legal tires, nor passenger seats, nor....ect ect ect..
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R34luver
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well NASCAR Stock Cars anyway...
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bluevayero
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VMMMMmmmmmm, VMMMMmmmmmm, VMMMMmmmmmm, VMMMMmmmmmm, VMMMMmmmmmm, VMMMMmmmmmm, VMMMMmmmmmm...(overtaken by everyone)
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Maccaroney
| 11
They will next year!
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chronicstds
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you must be a redneck
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fyriwolf666
| 8
Not every NASCAR fan is a redneck. What an annoying stereotype.
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fat1239
| 4
ehhh its mostly true myself bein one
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captainsuperdawg
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you don't have to be a redneck to like NASCAR, but you have to like NASCAR to be a redneck
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Dudelike89
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We're gonna go fast and turn ta tha left!
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commietaco
| 0
I appreciate a good left turn. I even appreciate 600 of them...without any milk.
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quadder
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I wouldn't say redneck, but most NASCAR fans are just flat out white trash
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BIEBERSLAYER
| 10
white trash is too far I like NASCAR and I live in a house with a yard with cut grass I'm a little bit redneck but not white trash that's offensive.
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R34luver
| 5
^^^ high-class white-trash!!
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hellbilly205
| 17
no you dont im pure redneck and i hate NASCAR
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quadder
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agreed hellbilly
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Hosea11
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it happens
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thetrollyoulike
| 6
but not really though
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LoveLife293
| 2
let him have fun! it'll all end when a cop comes to give him a ticket. its all good
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BIEBERSLAYER
| 10
left turn!
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LolMoqz
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WOAH! LOOK AT THAT LEFT TURN! WOAH, ANOTHER ONE! YET ANOTHER! and another left.. and another.. left.. fuck this, I'm leaving. I didn't pay money to watch people taking left turns for 500 laps.
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Osito2011
| 9
right turns are over rated!
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deprived13
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ooo another left turn!!!
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Philliesfan9391
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Are you saying there is something wrong with that?
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quadder
| 0
watching NASCAR us like watching skittles circling in a toilet bowl
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jayer_hooo
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rofl
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azpallen
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heybuddy2344
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NAU_future
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So start pretending you're on a NASCAR track, lodge your foot underneath him, and pit maneuver him right out of the car.
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_Oblivion_
| 12
bahaha
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sweetalicious
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NASCAR ftw :)
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quadder
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derp gonna make a left turn derp derp then another left turn derp then a sharp left derp derp
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instnt1nfction
| 17
herpin derp
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DeadRob
| 13
nascar rpcks
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cookie_3008
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Well isnt there a bottle of Champaigne at the end of every race?? ^_^
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BIEBERSLAYER
| 10
no it's coke or beer champagne is for Europeans.
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cookie_3008
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I see.. =) oh well, too bad for her. ^_^
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BIEBERSLAYER
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but beer is good so it ain't bad
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MrLefty
| 8
No I'm pretty sure it's champagne. They also will do soda and Gatorade. The driver throws around soda or Gatorade, the crew sprays champagne on the driver.
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BIEBERSLAYER
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it's whatever drink sponsors the driver
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enonymous
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Don't mix up the coke bottle for where he spits his skoal.... and don't you dare think of touching his limited edition Dale Jr autographed budweiser cooler.
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BIEBERSLAYER
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GO DALE JR. 88!!!