By Stacy Dee - 20/07/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML
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chronicstds 3

you must be a redneck

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Iamnotmyself 17

-15 message me if you want to talk. otherwise shut up.

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imustbeinsane 2

* tick tick tick tick tick left blinker on the whole trip

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DKjazz 20

And slowly, highway madness sets in.

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purplecowchik 5

I'm surprised he hasn't gotten a speeding ticket yet.

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R34luver 5

hahah nope! nor head lights/ taillights, nor turnsignals, nor street legal tires, nor passenger seats, nor....ect ect ect..

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bluevayero 42

VMMMMmmmmmm, VMMMMmmmmmm, VMMMMmmmmmm, VMMMMmmmmmm, VMMMMmmmmmm, VMMMMmmmmmm, VMMMMmmmmmm...(overtaken by everyone)

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Maccaroney 11

They will next year!

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chronicstds 3

you must be a redneck

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fyriwolf666 8

Not every NASCAR fan is a redneck. What an annoying stereotype.

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captainsuperdawg 0

you don't have to be a redneck to like NASCAR, but you have to like NASCAR to be a redneck

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Dudelike89 8

We're gonna go fast and turn ta tha left!

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commietaco 0

I appreciate a good left turn. I even appreciate 600 of them...without any milk.

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quadder 0

I wouldn't say redneck, but most NASCAR fans are just flat out white trash

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

white trash is too far I like NASCAR and I live in a house with a yard with cut grass I'm a little bit redneck but not white trash that's offensive.

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hellbilly205 17

no you dont im pure redneck and i hate NASCAR

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LoveLife293 2

let him have fun! it'll all end when a cop comes to give him a ticket. its all good

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LolMoqz 10

WOAH! LOOK AT THAT LEFT TURN! WOAH, ANOTHER ONE! YET ANOTHER! and another left.. and another.. left.. **** this, I'm leaving. I didn't pay money to watch people taking left turns for 500 laps.

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Osito2011 9

right turns are over rated!

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deprived13 3

ooo another left turn!!!

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Philliesfan9391 3

Are you saying there is something wrong with that?

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quadder 0

watching NASCAR us like watching skittles circling in a toilet bowl

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NAU_future 7

So start pretending you're on a NASCAR track, lodge your foot underneath him, and pit maneuver him right out of the car.

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cookie_3008 4

Well isnt there a bottle of Champaigne at the end of every race?? ^_^

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

no it's coke or beer champagne is for Europeans.

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cookie_3008 4

I see.. =) oh well, too bad for her. ^_^

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

but beer is good so it ain't bad

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MrLefty 8

No I'm pretty sure it's champagne. They also will do soda and Gatorade. The driver throws around soda or Gatorade, the crew sprays champagne on the driver.

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

it's whatever drink sponsors the driver

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enonymous 8

Don't mix up the coke bottle for where he spits his skoal.... and don't you dare think of touching his limited edition Dale Jr autographed budweiser cooler.

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

GO DALE JR. 88!!!

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