By notsobig - 29/01/2013 22:39 - United States

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Today, I jokingly asked my girlfriend if she thinks I have a big package. She replied that she didn't want to upset me and get into another fight. FML
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bushyyboy 11

Don't ask if you can't handle the truth there big guy?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Even if you're 100% sure she will give the answer you want, don't ask. Curve balls are always flying.

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jatinbhanot 6

ROFLMAO... this looks like right out of a SITCOM.. :)

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exnavyando671 1

at least you have a girlfriend.

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jelizabeth03 4

Why do guys always ask this question aren't you satisfied with the size that you need a girls opinion! Then you get all sensitive when you hear the truth

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MissMeanie 5

Sounds like you need to go out and buy a big truck now.

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Inked0803 12

Curiosity obviously didn't play out in your favor sir

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icepick23 12

Why does it matter? You already knew the answer before you asked, anyway.

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KiddNYC1O 20

This is important... UPS or FedEX?!

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skinflint 6

if you had a big one she would have told you the first time you pulled your pants down. If you don't hear 'damn', or 'oh sh1t' that first time then you are no more than average.

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