Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a box of chocolates for Christmas. I thought it was sweet until I noticed the heart drawn on the back. It's the same box of chocolates I gave him for Christmas. Christmas last year. FML
Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML
Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML
Today, I hit a new low in my diet. There was a danish sitting on the table in the break room at work, and I wanted it. At the end of day, one of the guys threw it into the dumpster. Guess who just ate a dumpster danish. FML
Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML
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Top comments
Buttsexpirate 9
Geez, you remind me of that chocolate guy from spongebob! CHOCOLATE!!!
KennKenn 0
Buy him new ones. Or rewrap the box.
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Comments (111)
SeldomHappy 3
Greedy much, why don't you just buy more, you got ages to buy chocolates, just eat something else while your wrapping them if you can't resist. Your greedy btw.
THE_A_TEEN 28
*YOU'RE
FortuneCookie3 1
mamma always said..life is like a box of chocolate...
newlove_fml 0
They must have been good chocolates. And at least you realize this is bad. Now you can correct your mistake. If you don't have the money for a new box of chocolates, make him something through arts and crafts or cooking, if you already have the supplies. I hope you guys have a merry Christmas.
crazyrunnergirl 7
Sometimes you just can't resist the urge !
TheDrifter 24
Is this fat logic "But I just couldn't resist, so it's ok", or just the antithesis to women's lib "It's chocolate and I'm too weak to resist"? If I knew which angle you were coming from it might help your argument.
paschale 7
I pretty much do that every year
causticgirl 6
It's the holidays. It makes everyone do crazy things. Just pick up something else for him. Save those chocolates -- you might need them later
majorasshole 4
Fatty fat fat.
sucks2BEyouu 0
Chocolaaaaaaaates! >:O
arkid24 1
That is low. Its like buying a game or a movie for someone else and opening it up and playing it before giving it to them. Its rude. But it takes guts to admit it though.
sucks2BEyouu 0
I saw you like the boondock saints movie.. do you think there will be a third? it ended on a sort of cliff hanger, and I havent heard any news? random, I know.. haha
Rackul 10
OMNOMNOM