Health: Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates... - FML

By Username - 16/12/2011 06:31 - Canada

Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML

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By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

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By jaxattax - 20/10/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML

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Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML

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By HeSucks - 25/12/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a box of chocolates for Christmas. I thought it was sweet until I noticed the heart drawn on the back. It's the same box of chocolates I gave him for Christmas. Christmas last year. FML

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By rejected4ever - 14/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML

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Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

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By oops - 31/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML

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By Glutton - 28/01/2010 01:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 17:08

Today, I hit a new low in my diet. There was a danish sitting on the table in the break room at work, and I wanted it. At the end of day, one of the guys threw it into the dumpster. Guess who just ate a dumpster danish. FML

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By dannij08 - 14/01/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML

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Buttsexpirate 9

Friday 16 December 2011 12:02

Geez, you remind me of that chocolate guy from spongebob! CHOCOLATE!!!

KennKenn 0

Friday 16 December 2011 11:53

Buy him new ones. Or rewrap the box.

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LilysTillie 7

Friday 16 December 2011 18:01

I do that every year, lol. So I always by 2 boxes...one to wrap & one for me ;)

idontknowyou123 0

Friday 16 December 2011 18:10

So you are depressed and on your period. Eat choclate and be happy I ain't judging. Just go make him a sammich.

marissamay25 3

Friday 16 December 2011 18:28

Ha, I've done that before. I just bought him new ones lol he never new.:D

ziphii 6

Saturday 17 December 2011 3:29

*knew

TheJester12 15

Friday 16 December 2011 18:57

Nothing wrong with a little cushin' for the pushin' ;)

geod69 8

Friday 16 December 2011 19:03

Were they good

unidentifieduser 23

Friday 16 December 2011 20:16

My only advice to you would be to buy another box of chocolates, wrap them very securely with lots of tape and ribbon and then set the secured box under the tree. That might deter you from further eating your boyfriend's presents.

geon_olam 17

Friday 16 December 2011 20:38

It's ok imaginary boyfriends don't need real chocolate. And if ur stuffing ur face with chocolate I'm guessing your boyfriend is imaginary

cookiemonsterr91 4

Friday 16 December 2011 22:11

oh gosh your life is so messed up, NOT.

makowiec 11

Friday 16 December 2011 22:53

Thats pathetic.

ManlyHotManlyMan 0

Friday 16 December 2011 23:24

Wow ur sad

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