This is a low

By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 17:08

Today, I hit a new low in my diet. There was a danish sitting on the table in the break room at work, and I wanted it. At the end of day, one of the guys threw it into the dumpster. Guess who just ate a dumpster danish. FML
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GhostFox 33

That... is not healthy. Time to talk to your doctor, because that sounds less like "wanted" and more like a compulsion.

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lovely234_fml 16

Just... Buy a Danish like a grown up? What the heck is this? How does your diet have anything to do with this decision? Who are you to dumpster dive instead of buying a Danish? I'm so lost...

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GhostFox 33

That... is not healthy. Time to talk to your doctor, because that sounds less like "wanted" and more like a compulsion.

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Ervinator35 25

Yeah, I also like a dumpster danish every now and again...

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Glowworm56 26

That's just not right. You took it long after the 5 second rule took effect!

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RichardPencil 30

The rats just nibbled it a bit, but because you ate it, they stayed on their diets. They'll thank you for "taking one for the team" when they reach their goal weights.

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clair_brodie 35

Dieting makes people miserable. Eat what you want just in moderation and screw diets.

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adjwejaelwkdc 21

Yup. When people fall off deprivation diets, they tend to fall hard, and it's extremely hard to resume such a diet. On the other hand, moderation is a whole lot easier to maintain than deprivation is. Use a calorie counter, and keep track of what percentage of your calories are coming from fat, carbs, and protein. You can work out a more sensible routine that won't send you dumpster diving.

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adjwejaelwkdc 21

Yup. When people fall off deprivation diets, they tend to fall hard, and it's extremely hard to resume such a diet. On the other hand, moderation is a whole lot easier to maintain than deprivation is. Use a calorie counter, and keep track of what percentage of your calories are coming from fat, carbs, and protein. You can work out a more sensible routine that won't send you dumpster diving.

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adjwejaelwkdc 21

No idea why that posted twice. When I hit Publish, FML gave a "Gateway timeout" error. When I refreshed, there were two copies of the comment.

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lovely234_fml 16

Just... Buy a Danish like a grown up? What the heck is this? How does your diet have anything to do with this decision? Who are you to dumpster dive instead of buying a Danish? I'm so lost...

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Viewerv 2

Apparently, there are anti establishment, artsy hippies who's objection to the man extends to living in squats and dumpster diving. Apparently, they even have dumpster diving parties. I guess it's extreme dedication to non-commercialism. I couldn't do it personally.

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Druu 53

Dumpster diving is typically not considered a valid form of exercise. This is doubly true when you're dumpster diving for food.

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Lalala579121 27

This new low I suppose being the bottom of a dumpster?

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Lobby_Bee 17

If the diet is too much, just dial it down a couple notches. Going full diet is not something most people can handle, take it slow and work into it.

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jessicasoho 13

Moderation is key in a diet. Desperation isn't.

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