By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 01:34 - United States

Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML
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DA14573 6

You people are seriously ignorant if you think the OP was "off the road, texting, bad driver, etc." I've got news for you. Bambi doesn't just stand there and wait for you to hit her. It happens when Bambi panics, doesn't know where to go, and just picks a direction and runs. The deer can be on the left shoulder, decide to bolt from you -back across the road-. And the majority of deer are hit on rural roads with woods on each side. Sometimes the just come barreling out of the woods and you hit them, no notice. And for that matter, a lot of the time, you don't hit the deer. The deer hits you! As in, plowed into the side of the car. Had that happen once. Then factor in stuff like what time of the year it is, "the rut", etc. It's not uncommon for me to see 3-5 deer on the way home everynight. That many deer, high chance of impact. So go back to ambushing people with red paint and quit trolling the OP

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Aiyu 0

your just messin' deers up? but thats okay, because you just saved 15% or more on car insurance by switching to a geico rental car. o.o You DID get insurance right?

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FMLContinued 3

Sounds like onision

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morgan020 0

buy a truck...with a front replacement bumper. they just bounce off, do no damage and you can keep on going :) my husband hit deer with his big truck all the time and it never left a scratch. people who say deer need to be hunted less need to drive around at dusk and dawn in the country then see how they feel.

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mless26 0

I wonder if it was the SAME deer? maybe they're following you so you can pay them something? or they just like you slot and you keep running into them LOL

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flum_flum 0

How about learning to drive ?

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