By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 01:34 - United States

Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML
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DA14573 6

You people are seriously ignorant if you think the OP was "off the road, texting, bad driver, etc." I've got news for you. Bambi doesn't just stand there and wait for you to hit her. It happens when Bambi panics, doesn't know where to go, and just picks a direction and runs. The deer can be on the left shoulder, decide to bolt from you -back across the road-. And the majority of deer are hit on rural roads with woods on each side. Sometimes the just come barreling out of the woods and you hit them, no notice. And for that matter, a lot of the time, you don't hit the deer. The deer hits you! As in, plowed into the side of the car. Had that happen once. Then factor in stuff like what time of the year it is, "the rut", etc. It's not uncommon for me to see 3-5 deer on the way home everynight. That many deer, high chance of impact. So go back to ambushing people with red paint and quit trolling the OP

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YourMomsPenis69 2

K, u ugly shit killed the sexy deers learn how to drive

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lcbandgeek_2009_fml 1

maybe u should go somewhere where there aren't deer

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FruitSalad4225 0

I would have it made into deer jerky and carry some around in my pocket. "That's a nasty dent. What did you hit?" *pulls out deet jerky and takes a bite* "This."

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CaptainAwesome2 0

Simple solution: STOP HITTING DAMN DEER YOU IDIOT.

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Souperflip 2

Meh. I was waiting to hear the part where he has sex with a dear like Kanye does with a bird in Runaway.

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coco2202_fml 0

that's too funny. serious money bummer

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alexd375 2

it was the same deer put for revenge :P

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sallen0046 4

Unless you're a complete idiot that opted out of the rental insurance, it's not a big deal. If you're in a rental because of an accident, it's always better to pay for the insurance because you're already an anxious driver due to the accident. Drive more slowly, and pay better attention.

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chwder912 3

this is exactly like an episode of Seinfeld. George kept running over pigeons becuase they wouldn't get out of the way

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