By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 01:34 - United States

Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML
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DA14573 6

You people are seriously ignorant if you think the OP was "off the road, texting, bad driver, etc." I've got news for you. Bambi doesn't just stand there and wait for you to hit her. It happens when Bambi panics, doesn't know where to go, and just picks a direction and runs. The deer can be on the left shoulder, decide to bolt from you -back across the road-. And the majority of deer are hit on rural roads with woods on each side. Sometimes the just come barreling out of the woods and you hit them, no notice. And for that matter, a lot of the time, you don't hit the deer. The deer hits you! As in, plowed into the side of the car. Had that happen once. Then factor in stuff like what time of the year it is, "the rut", etc. It's not uncommon for me to see 3-5 deer on the way home everynight. That many deer, high chance of impact. So go back to ambushing people with red paint and quit trolling the OP

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UmbreonKirby 14

Just imagine the deer getting into secret suicide jumping meetings just to wreck your life

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SexyMexi21 23

Should have bought a brush gaurd!!

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jvanevery 19

you need deer whistles cheap plastic whistles u mount on your bumper they are hi frequwncy like dog whistles works great i used to drive thru heavy deer country with many near hits after deerwhistles never saw one

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i_needa_username 17

Wow. Murder.

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Sp4wn 17

That's a way of hunting deer I haven't heard of.

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nightfall8705 33

Those damned suicidal deer!

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