Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to play a friendly game of Clue with my family....

By fail - 16/01/2011 01:50 - Canada

Today, I decided to play a friendly game of Clue with my family. This resulted in one kid crying, one dad with a broken nose, two broken plates and a trip to Walmart to get a new Clue game. FML

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Mirorbo 26

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Sunday 16 January 2011 9:34

Sounds like the family needs some Anger Management courses instead of a new game.

keegs666 0

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Sunday 16 January 2011 9:41

Wait, after all that you went and bought a new one?

Mirorbo 26

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Sunday 16 January 2011 9:34

Sounds like the family needs some Anger Management courses instead of a new game.

I_R_Genius 3

Sunday 16 January 2011 10:12

So OP, was it the professor in the bedroom with the candle stick or was it you in the family room with the game?

WallyTheWombat 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 14:18

I like how a trip to Walmart was included in the FML. Hate that place : /

Hidan_fml 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 19:02

Hahaha, nice one 14.

KitKatKate98 0

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Sunday 16 January 2011 20:59

does it really matter if OP has two dads? so what, doesn't really matter. and it's really none of your buisness.

Zesty697 0

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Monday 17 January 2011 4:40

why are canadians playing clue?

ilovechocochipz 0

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Monday 17 January 2011 5:10

kitkat, it doesn't say tht they have two dads. it says one dad, two plates. learn to read.

Bludmagnus 13

Thursday 27 January 2011 4:45

Yeah... I agree. If you cannot get through a board game without that happening, there is a lot more going on that needs to be addressed.

Shootamonkey3 0

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Friday 11 February 2011 15:03

14 the ugly girl did that one.

mrjmaster1234 0

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Friday 15 April 2011 16:36

wait isnt every family like this.....my family is exactly like this with monopoly

bbedlock_fml 7

Sunday 16 January 2011 9:35

Your family sounds a bit messed up...

percawesome 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 12:47

no, they just misunderstood OP, explain to your family that the murder takes place BEFORE the game begins. that should make your game last. well, the board and pieces anyway...

tktom7 6

Sunday 16 January 2011 14:40

I smell family therapy...

munyarl 0

Monday 17 January 2011 4:25

Sounds like a Simpsons episode, but you know it always works out in the end! They'll all go for frosty chocolate milkshakes.

a2zx2 6

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Monday 21 May 2012 19:10

Maybe you guys shouldn't be getting a new Clue game.

mandypandypants 4

Sunday 16 January 2011 9:37

I like how this post says "one dad"..........do you have two dads?

twinmum_fml 6

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Sunday 16 January 2011 9:57

it is possible that more than 1 family was playing.

percawesome 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 12:49

It's called parallelism. If OP said one kid... MY dad... two dishes etc. it would interrupt the flow of the sentence. Literary style folks~

macskapingvin 0

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Sunday 16 January 2011 12:57

Also, I got the impression that this was written by the mum, not one of the kids.

percawesome 0

Monday 17 January 2011 12:06

^true

athena3100 9

Thursday 9 June 2011 17:21

hes listing it, like saying" In all there is one dad with a broken nose, two broken plates, ect..."

ikilledaman 9

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Friday 9 August 2013 0:10

It's also fully possible that there are two dads in the family, although you guys are probably right

IneffableLullaby 13

Sunday 16 January 2011 9:37

Wow, your family knows how to have fun. ;)

amayaa_fml 7

Sunday 16 January 2011 9:41

its extreme clue, it happens.

percawesome 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 12:51

They play for KEEPS

keegs666 0

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Sunday 16 January 2011 9:41

Wait, after all that you went and bought a new one?

WOW_BS 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 9:52

Playing Clue is an addiction

Frostyking 0

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Sunday 16 January 2011 10:21

I'm with you man wtf get some help not a new game

Frostyking 0

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Sunday 16 January 2011 10:41

I'm with you man wtf get some help not a new game

ChibiChibi_fml 27

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Sunday 16 January 2011 9:51

Why would you buy a new copy of the game if playing it resulted in all of that? If you bought it with the intent to play with your family again than you are insane. If you bought it to play with someone other than just be sure to hide it from your family.