Anonymous
United States
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
JulieClaire
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Karaline45
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML
SugarCoat
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Bastard Bambi busts bumper
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
Anonymous
Romania
It wasn't me
Today, on the way to work, I saw a mama bear and two cubs beside the road. The guy in front of me hit and killed one of the cubs and sped off. Mama bear ran out into the road, blocked my path, and must have thought I killed her cub, because she attacked my car and tore the bumper and side panel off. FML
J……
Bad timing
Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML
AmericanDream
United States
Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML
Bambi
United States
Slammed
Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
cactii
United States
Two in one
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Beaten by deer
United States
Nature ain't all that great
Today, an adorable deer got into the yard, so I went to pet it. It jumped on its back legs and started flailing its front legs around, kicking the crap out of me until I curled into a ball crying. I'm so bruised, I can barely sit down. FML
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Armin_fml 0
Oh deer
DirtyDiana_fml 0
Here come the PETA activist.
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LadyLynne 0
... and this is why you don't mess with deer lol
ruchg1 5
No, this is why we shoot deer.
webkinzfreak96 0
Aww :( poor deer you're ok right?
blland 0
omg! is the car alright??
rukiafujioka 0
more like FDL-**** the deer's life. Oh deer, this is quite a predicament.
RJ4712 11
FTDL, with a topping of PTSD.
totalbadass 0
Fake, deer don't do that.
xlauriex_fml 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
you know things are bad when you give more of a damn about your car than the fact you're a murderer...
sjx 0
"murder" implies it was intentional. I highly doubt she targeted the deer.
premonitioner 0
that was my first thought - the worst part was that your car got rammed? naw, a deer died because of you. i think most people would feel worse about that.
youreanidiot 0
I assume you're not having turkey tonight and have never killed an animal?
justsayin21 0
Deer are in heat around this time of year. This causes them to not think straight. They jump out at cars at the last second sometimes- especially when it's dark. I've totaled a car from slamming into a deer before. Of course it sucks that deers get hit but it's no one's intention or fault.
cactus_fml 0
Um, I would be more worried about the fact that my vehicle, which I use to transport myself to work, school, and wherever else, which I payed for with money that I worked for, was damaged than I would be about the deer. I would also be more worried about MY OWN safety than the life of a deer. Sue me. It shouldn't have been such a dumbass and jumped in front of my car. In that situation, I would be too freaked out about my own health and safety and my expensive property to worry about it's life. Now, if I ran over a bunny, I would probably be like "AW ****, I KILLED A BUNNY!" because there aren't more serious problems involved.
soundingriot 6
30 has a point. An aggressive point, but a point, nonetheless. Deer don't know to look both ways before crossing the street. They are at Point A and they see Point B. Point B looks more appealing, so they go for it. Sometimes, a fatal mistake. Not always the drivers fault. So OP isn't a murderer.
KentuckyRebel92 8
Why do you damn animal rights activist have to be such bitches about everything... IT WAS A DEER! Hell! Out here in the country shit like that happens
cowduck7 11
No, you're right, she isn't a murder, but not because it was an accident. Because it was a ******* deer.
CD45 0
total LIES, you are full of shit, Ive hunted deer my whole life and they run like hell when people are around
COBRAMORPH 0
Women drivers. Maybe he'd not be so mad if you put out a bit.
gigi2009 0
correction: the worst part was you injuring/killing a deer (and not caring when your car got hit).
m_o_n_d_a_y 0
poor thing. both you and the deer.