Dogs and Animals: Today, while swimming under water, my 80-pound lab thought I...

By Angel - 22/06/2015 02:16 - United States - Utica

Today, while swimming under water, my 80-pound lab thought I was drowning and tried to "rescue" me by jumping in after me, wrapping his front legs around my neck, and standing on my chest. FML

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sorainu 18

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Monday 22 June 2015 18:09

Okay, but your dog loves you!

Emma1562 35

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Monday 22 June 2015 18:09

Haha that stinks I'm sorry op, maybe play with him more it sounds like he only wanted to play with you without getting wet.

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Monday 22 June 2015 18:09

Haha that stinks I'm sorry op, maybe play with him more it sounds like he only wanted to play with you without getting wet.

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Monday 22 June 2015 18:12

At least you know he gotchu if you drown lol

Jonkbaby 22

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Tuesday 23 June 2015 13:09

I take it you were swimming on your back..?

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Monday 22 June 2015 18:09

Okay, but your dog loves you!

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Tuesday 23 June 2015 1:03

Well that's the nice way to think about it, but maybe he finally saw it as his chance to get rid of her! ._.

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Monday 22 June 2015 18:10

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Monday 22 June 2015 18:13

Did you read the FML? It was his dog, not a human friend. How would a dog know any better?

iPixelCheese 19

Monday 22 June 2015 18:15

Holy cow I am an idiot! I will be in the corner if you need me

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Tuesday 23 June 2015 5:39

girls best friend come on its not always a cat.

emissy 14

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Monday 22 June 2015 18:14

Maybe he just wanted to play!

Sandsh8rk 36

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Monday 22 June 2015 18:14

Next Baywatch episode confirmed?

CorruptedNuk3r 11

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Monday 22 June 2015 18:14

At least you have a dog that really cares about you

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Monday 22 June 2015 18:14

Well at least you're ok!

SauceySarah 30

Monday 22 June 2015 18:16

That's really adorable. He loves you and tried his best!

blcksocks 19

Monday 22 June 2015 18:20

I can't tell like if you just went down on your lab or did a 69 ...

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Monday 22 June 2015 18:31

I hope you're fine OP, but at least you know he's there for you at all times!

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