FML : Today, while swimming under water, my 80-pound lab thought I was drowning and tried to "rescue" me by jumping in after me, wrapping his front legs around...

Today, while swimming under water, my 80-pound lab thought I was drowning and tried to "rescue" me by jumping in after me, wrapping his front legs around my neck, and standing on my chest. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Angel - / Monday 22 June 2015 02:16 / United States - Utica

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By sorainu | 18

#6328167 - Monday 22 June 2015 18:09

Okay, but your dog loves you!

By Emma1562 | 33

#6328166 - Monday 22 June 2015 18:09

Haha that stinks I'm sorry op, maybe play with him more it sounds like he only wanted to play with you without getting wet.

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By Emma1562 | 33

#6328166 - Monday 22 June 2015 18:09

Haha that stinks I'm sorry op, maybe play with him more it sounds like he only wanted to play with you without getting wet.

mohamed_H | 21

#6328180 - Monday 22 June 2015 18:12

At least you know he gotchu if you drown lol

Jonkbaby | 16

#6329144 - Tuesday 23 June 2015 13:09

I take it you were swimming on your back..?

By sorainu | 18

#6328167 - Monday 22 June 2015 18:09

Okay, but your dog loves you!

dacooliest | 16

#6328660 - Tuesday 23 June 2015 1:03

Well that's the nice way to think about it, but maybe he finally saw it as his chance to get rid of her! ._.

By iPixelCheese | 19

#6328173 - Monday 22 June 2015 18:10

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Sandsh8rk | 36

#6328181 - Monday 22 June 2015 18:13

Did you read the FML? It was his dog, not a human friend. How would a dog know any better?

iPixelCheese | 19

#6328189 - Monday 22 June 2015 18:15

Holy cow I am an idiot! I will be in the corner if you need me

sunnyskys | 25

#6328835 - Tuesday 23 June 2015 5:39

girls best friend come on its not always a cat.

By emissy | 14

#6328182 - Monday 22 June 2015 18:14

Maybe he just wanted to play!

By Sandsh8rk | 36

#6328183 - Monday 22 June 2015 18:14

Next Baywatch episode confirmed?

By CorruptedNuk3r | 11

#6328184 - Monday 22 June 2015 18:14

At least you have a dog that really cares about you

By LeavenSilva | 27

#6328185 - Monday 22 June 2015 18:14

Well at least you're ok!

By SauceySarah | 30

#6328190 - Monday 22 June 2015 18:16

That's really adorable. He loves you and tried his best!

By blcksocks | 19

#6328198 - Monday 22 June 2015 18:20

I can't tell like if you just went down on your lab or did a 69 ...

By CommentKing207 | 23

#6328222 - Monday 22 June 2015 18:31

I hope you're fine OP, but at least you know he's there for you at all times!

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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