By americanized - 22/11/2010 15:25 - Denmark

Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 006
You deserved it 4 145

Same thing different taste

Top comments

LaFemmeQuiRit 3

OP, do you think you could help me move my couch into this van ?

DDPT2 4

911: What's you emergency? Guy: I've been mugged! 911: What did they take? Guy: They took my pockets.

Comments

you would do that in one of the most heavily populated areas of the USA? you dumbfuck.

except that this person is in Denmark stay in school and practise your reading and observational skills

I would have beat the **** out of them.

that us why u put a booby trap in ur pocket so if a hand reaches in thats not urs it blows up 10 pounds of c4

Yes, vaporising myself as a first line of protection has always been my choice too.

atleast it will trach pathetic excuses of trash not to steal

teenager34 0

and ud rather be spending time on here...kwl

JokeMeister 0

try again. don't let asshole discourage u.

mark77 0

this is y u dont help ppl espicailly the ones u dont know

cheeksMcgeeks 3

I like how like half of these comments are buried..

Well did you think they weren't thanking you? Maybe you were Just stupid enough to be tricked by two ppl that are to stupid to work for their own money

Didn't your mother teach you not to talk to strangers? YDI