Miscellaneous: Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way...

By americanized - 22/11/2010 15:25 - Denmark

Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML

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By alo1434 - 23/06/2011 08:54 - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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By Anon - 13/08/2009 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, when walking to my car I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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By foretwintie - 06/06/2009 11:18 - Canada

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 16:09 - Guatemala

Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML

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By blegh - 01/04/2011 02:42 - United States

Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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By whyymee - 05/03/2010 07:50 - United States

Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML

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LaFemmeQuiRit 3

Monday 22 November 2010 20:32

OP, do you think you could help me move my couch into this van ?

DDPT2 4

Monday 22 November 2010 19:36

911: What's you emergency? Guy: I've been mugged! 911: What did they take? Guy: They took my pockets.

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HollywoodKaos 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 16:23

that's why I don't help strangers usually I try to ignore them most of the time it's just hard to trust anyone.

Milcah_fml 1

Tuesday 23 November 2010 16:40

Thanks. Now I'll be care around strangers and never trust them.

FalloutboyxD 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 0:25

OWNED

aagavin 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 4:16

Today while asking for directions I also mugged a guy

ajp171 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 21:05

that's what you get for helping strangers!!

Clayton2121 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 0:13

That's why you don't be nice

senerick 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 4:18

this fml makes me support concealed firearms carry even more. That would've solved this problem

xcrystal011 2

Sunday 28 November 2010 8:30

omg!!!! my ipod touch is my life D,: i would cry!

ShaggyMoFo 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 15:24

no good deed goes unpunished

cowmeleon 2

Friday 31 December 2010 3:47

how'd u post this without ur touch...?

behemothokun 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 14:15

There are more ways to access the internets, then using your mp3-player. duh...

loveluver7 0

Monday 4 July 2011 4:30

umm there is such thing as internet on the computer! wow blonde much

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