Today, I helped a man with a neck brace get on the bus. I fell asleep, only to wake up later on to him gratuitously stroking my breasts with his elbow. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML
Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train and accidentally wound up resting my head on a strange man's shoulder. When I woke up, I discovered that not only did he not object, but he decided to return the favor by resting his hand on my thigh. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML
Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
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DocBastard 40
What else could you possibly expect after falling asleep on a public bus? Don't you watch ****?? Don't you know what kind of things people like every1luvsboners are capable of? No offense, Boners...
perdix 31
Elbows? I'd have put my hands down your shirt, but that's just me.
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Comments (61)
LightningLadyy 0
He just really wanted to elbow-stroke some boobs!
iliketurdles 7
Funny, I never knew you could 'gratuitously' stroke a females breasts! Must have missed that in raping 101.
ulicksam 0
Who the hell falls asleep on a bus? You probably fell right on him when you passed out.
TwoZeroOZ 2
Apparently there's an armed bandit on the loose, give it time ;)
Sirin_fml 47
[ I was about to say something helpful, but then I remembered Alan's advice and I summarily punched myself in the groin and reconsidered :D ]
lexi365 20
i love how thats all he did to u and you'd expect some1 in the bus to stop him...
3secondstolaunch 0
how did he get the neck brace? he got owned by a woman after he caressed her breast.
ericamari3x 0
44=WIN
Nadinek98 0
Lmfao.
4bidden 0
Ya, lmfao...Its hard to find a hot girl with nice **** to rub your elbow in these days..:)