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By fckdsamaritan - / Thursday 16 December 2010 19:35 / Tunisia
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By  DocBastard  |  38

What else could you possibly expect after falling asleep on a public bus? Don't you watch porn?? Don't you know what kind of things people like every1luvsboners are capable of? No offense, Boners...

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By  DocBastard  |  38

What else could you possibly expect after falling asleep on a public bus? Don't you watch porn?? Don't you know what kind of things people like every1luvsboners are capable of? No offense, Boners...

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Seriously though, when I appreciate someone I make sure they thoroughly understand by gently rolling back the foreskin of my very long and very uncircumcised penis and lightly tapping an exposed area of their skin with the previously hooded head of my penis so as to allow them to feel the concentration of fallic mucus that has formed beneath the foreskin to lubricate the shaft and moisturize the skin. The recipient of this honorable gesture is aware of the intensity of appreciation by the amount of mucus that has been discharged onto their body. Oh man, this dude at the grocery store let me have the last pint of my favorite ice cream after both reaching for it simultaneously yesterday- you should have seen how appreciated that guy felt!! he was wearing a long sleeve turtle neck so when you got a few feet away from him the fallic mucus glistened on his cheeks under his eyes like enormous tears that slowly rolled down his face and came to a rest in a pool on the lip of his turtleneck's collar. It was beautiful to know I could touch people so delicately in return for kind gestures and sweet favors. Only in America! Am I right?

By  Doortje  |  26

After all these "I fell asleep in the bus/train/library/etc. and then __________. FML" FMLs, you'd think people would be smart enough not to fall asleep in public anymore.

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