Today, in the middle of the supermarket, my 7 year old son asked me what a cocksucker is and why his mum always calls me that. FML
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captain_crook
| 17
someone who likes succulent chicken? :P
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rxsey16
| 16
So you're the dad I'm assuming? Better go talk to your wife.
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Destinee_1
| 13
Kids these days...
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daisylokes
| 16
ya blame his mom, no mother should be saying words like that around the kids, kids brains are like sponges, they soak up everything.
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friedpwnadge
| 25
Kids say the darndest things.
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ZombieVampirez
| 24
Yes #9. When I was a nanny the oldest at the time was 4 and he told me to fuck off when I asked him to sit and eat. Damn children learning young
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redstone7693
| 29
Its not the kids fault if he heard it from someone else....
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captain_crook
| 17
someone who likes succulent chicken? :P
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katydid91
| 31
I see what you did there.
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Xela77
| 10
I could just imagine a little boy walking around saying he's a huge cock sucker...
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vikky538
| 28
No better explanation i could find to give it to a kid. Up Vote for you
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exitium16
| 26
someone has some explaining to do?
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jmigs17
| 19
Splainin to do.*
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Lucy!!! you go some 'splainin to do!!!
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rxsey16
| 16
So you're the dad I'm assuming? Better go talk to your wife.
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Farmillionaire
| 8
Hence the male symbol....
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ajeppsen
| 25
This sounds more like a divorce situation.
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RayneSmytson
| 24
The parents are probably divorced/separated... Rather common these days.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
not sure why the thumbs down on #33. he's just saying they may already be separated, hence the negative vibes from mom.
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doodlecloud
| 26
I'm pretty sure if they were married OP would've said his wife rather than the child's mum. Sounds like a classic case of divorced/separated parents dragging the kids down by undermining the other parent and effectively using the kid as a weapon, which is pathetic. You don't have to like the other parent but you have to stay civil for the kids. I hope this is the worst the mum has said...
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ZhippyDavid
| 8
Should've just replied. "Son, a cocksucker is what your mom has been doing since we have been married." Then just keep walking and have a talk with your wife later in the day so she becomes the cocksucker
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Blue_Black_fml
| 21
Except if the wife calls her husband "cocksucker", I don't think she does much of the activity suggested by this term herself, as she doesn't seem to be treating her husband all that well.
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Bragi
| 12
@5: Word choices indicate divorce or separation.
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Merylwen
| 24
The only woman I know who calls her ex-husband a "cocksucker" in front of her kids does it because he left her for a man, and she's (understandably?) bitter about it.
Plus *technically* she's not wrong, even though it's not a nice thing to say.
Plus *technically* she's not wrong, even though it's not a nice thing to say.
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KitchenPig
| 16
It's a term of endearment, son.
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TripleATeam
| 13
Mommy, you're a cocksucker!
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BoeingAirbus
| 4
Well they say you are what you speak.
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Hildy93
| 21
It's you are what you eat....
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RedPillSucks
| 31
woosh!!!
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91hayek
| 31
As a kid I asked my older sister what dickhead was. She said it was a measure of ten years. I found out later in school that she was almost correct. Don't know how you could rework cocksucker though to something more innocuous.
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nhbasskid13
| 23
what the fuck sounds like cocksucker that means 10 years?
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missambitious
| 21
It sort of sounds like 'decade', especially depending on your accent.
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BitchBeCray
| 12
Wow.
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WaltzingPhantom
| 5
Isn't it the other way around?