By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 20:41 - United Kingdom - Oundle

Today, in the middle of the supermarket, my 7 year old son asked me what a cocksucker is and why his mum always calls me that. FML
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captain_crook 17

someone who likes succulent chicken? :P

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rxsey16 16

So you're the dad I'm assuming? Better go talk to your wife.

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daisylokes 16

ya blame his mom, no mother should be saying words like that around the kids, kids brains are like sponges, they soak up everything.

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friedpwnadge 25

Kids say the darndest things.

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ZombieVampirez 24

Yes #9. When I was a nanny the oldest at the time was 4 and he told me to **** off when I asked him to sit and eat. Damn children learning young

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redstone7693 29

Its not the kids fault if he heard it from someone else....

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captain_crook 17

someone who likes succulent chicken? :P

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katydid91 31

I see what you did there.

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Xela77 10

I could just imagine a little boy walking around saying he's a huge **** sucker...

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vikky538 28

No better explanation i could find to give it to a kid. Up Vote for you

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RedPillSucks 31

Lucy!!! you go some 'splainin to do!!!

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rxsey16 16

So you're the dad I'm assuming? Better go talk to your wife.

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ajeppsen 25

This sounds more like a divorce situation.

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RayneSmytson 24

The parents are probably divorced/separated... Rather common these days.

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RedPillSucks 31

not sure why the thumbs down on #33. he's just saying they may already be separated, hence the negative vibes from mom.

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doodlecloud 26

I'm pretty sure if they were married OP would've said his wife rather than the child's mum. Sounds like a classic case of divorced/separated parents dragging the kids down by undermining the other parent and effectively using the kid as a weapon, which is pathetic. You don't have to like the other parent but you have to stay civil for the kids. I hope this is the worst the mum has said...

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ZhippyDavid 8

Should've just replied. "Son, a cocksucker is what your mom has been doing since we have been married." Then just keep walking and have a talk with your wife later in the day so she becomes the cocksucker

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Blue_Black_fml 21

Except if the wife calls her husband "cocksucker", I don't think she does much of the activity suggested by this term herself, as she doesn't seem to be treating her husband all that well.

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Bragi 12

@5: Word choices indicate divorce or separation.

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Merylwen 24

The only woman I know who calls her ex-husband a "cocksucker" in front of her kids does it because he left her for a man, and she's (understandably?) bitter about it. Plus *technically* she's not wrong, even though it's not a nice thing to say.

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BoeingAirbus 4

Well they say you are what you speak.

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91hayek 31

As a kid I asked my older sister what ******** was. She said it was a measure of ten years. I found out later in school that she was almost correct. Don't know how you could rework cocksucker though to something more innocuous.

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nhbasskid13 23

what the **** sounds like cocksucker that means 10 years?

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missambitious 21

It sort of sounds like 'decade', especially depending on your accent.

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