Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I was rushing around like a lunatic trying to get my shit together and knocked on my son's door a few times. The fourth time I did it, he shouted at me to just fuck off already because he’s trying to have a wank. Oops, and TMI son, TMI. FML
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GIRAFFES 0
Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B
amyzerz 0
What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.
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zredalert95 0
so let me get this straight: more than half of you are freaking the **** out because you all think she's a terrible parent, and the rest of you are blaming the schools, the media, and the entertainment industry? alright, consider this: THIS IS PROBABLY THE FIRST TIME THOSE KIDS USED THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE. if it happens fifty ******* times every day, shes not going to think its an fml. next: EVERYONE CURSES. no, the Amish don't count because they isolate themselves. they could have picked it up from anyone they've ever met, not just the parents fighting/*******, or the tv. and if the kids use the internet, they're screwed when it comes to censorship anyway. that's one of the hardest things to control. next: JUST BECAUSE THEY CURSE DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE ASSHOLES/BRATS/POORLY RAISED KIDS. for all you commenter's know, they could be the sweetest kids in the world outside of language. at that age, one trait can easily contradict another. next: NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TORTURE YOUR KIDS TO PUNISH THEM. what the **** is wrong with all you people talking about soap in the mouth and Tabasco and the ******* belt? great, it worked in the nineteenth century, that doesn't mean its the best way to do everything. you see, as time passes, the human race tends to learn new things that work better than old ones. my parents haven't laid a finger on me. i'm not saying i'm perfect, but kids are smart. they'll get you back. i sure as hell would have if i needed to. next: CENSORSHIP IS IMPOSSIBLE IN OUR SOCIETY. go on. try it with your kids. i dare you. just wait till they get curious and start learning new stuff. then you all are going to have so much fun... my final point is that all you preachy assholes need to get off your pedestals and come down to earth. OP: you have been presented with a problem. accept it or fix it. i wish you the best of luck.
change_we_need_fml 0
Gee, I wonder where they learned that kind of language. Nice going, supermom.
baysidebird88 0
kids these ******' days. I would of gotten my ass smacked back in the day.....
alexgisforme3 0
where the **** are you from???? this is the sickest FML i have ever read. i have no sympathy for you.
FarSide 23
Obviously, the children are products of a jack-off father, and cu*t mother. Nice parenting there you a-holes. Your children are already Trailer-Trash.
Lifesucksdodrugs 0
Hey, look at the bright side, at least they are prepared for this world. I rather have children raised like the world around them than get totally screwed when they actually have to live in it.
clockworkgirl21 8
Look at the idiotic comments here. Kids cursing is a sign of bad parenting? Kids have ALWAYS cussed, and WILL ALWAYS cuss. Most just do it when no one is around. I really hope the people who wrote these comments don't/won't have children.
skampa 0
#1. i went to public school too and i never knew what the word meant till i was in high school... ITS THE PARENTS JOB TO KNOW WHAT THEIR KIDS ARE UP TO! its not tv - things are on tv to make money . its not school- a lot of ppl go to school they all have diff parents... kids pick up everything.. they don't always know what they mean.. its up to the parents to GUIDE THEM!!!!
Jpster 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa I wonder where they learned it...
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